STRETCHING THE TRUTH

I hope I don't suck that bad in bed, .... Originally Posted by lostforkate

Just accept you suck in the sack ... once you do that a huge weight is lifted. I feel so much better now that I have realized I am lousy in bed and life is good.

Just accept you suck in the sack ... once you do that a huge weight is lifted. I feel so much better now that I have realized I am lousy in bed and life is good. Originally Posted by pyramider

If you pop too soon..your fault.. and your a bad fuck
If you last 45 min your fault...took you forever to cum...and your a bad fuck
If she just doesn't turn you on...your fault...couldn't get it up...and your a bad fuck
If she doesn't pop...your fault...didn't make her cum...and your a bad fuck
We keep going back for more...our fault...and were all dumb fucks..

Just kidding ladies

Just accept you suck in the sack ... once you do that a huge weight is lifted. I feel so much better now that I have realized I am lousy in bed and life is good. Originally Posted by pyramider

Ain't that the truth!! If we accept it now will make for a much more enjoyable experience!!! LMFAO Thats why I enjoy life so much!!!

If we were good in the sack, why would we have to pay?

If we were good in the sack, why would we have to pay? Originally Posted by mwebber

Ahh that is true as well! But they all tell me i'm great!!! Hmmm now I gotta think about this!!

Ahh that is true as well! But they all tell me i'm great!!! Hmmm now I gotta think about this!! Originally Posted by vern0064

They would *never* stretch the truth, or is it just a little white lie?


I'm sure there is plenty of white-stretching for all sides.

Ahh that is true as well! But they all tell me i'm great!!! Hmmm now I gotta think about this!! Originally Posted by vern0064

Ofcourse you are Darling!!! You are Amazing

Ofcourse you are Darling!!! You are Amazing Originally Posted by AllanaXoXo

Ahh thanks Baby that makes me feel great!! See you tomorrow!! For a little!!
You need to watch this!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEtQ-Hnb5Es

One time one of my regular frIends reviewed me (sImply for credIt?) and said I had reddish hair and made me sound quite mediocre, several weeks later he fInally just came out and admItted to me, that he was being selfish and wanted to keep me all to him self!! Lol

One time one of my regular frIends reviewed me (sImply for credIt?) and said I had reddish hair and made me sound quite mediocre, several weeks later he fInally just came out and admItted to me, that he was being selfish and wanted to keep me all to him self!! Lol Originally Posted by AllanaXoXo

Damn!! My story is out I told you not to say anything!! LOL

Damn!! My story is out I told you not to say anything!! LOL Originally Posted by vern0064

Very funny Vern!! <3

QUOTE=AllanaXoXo;1051694745]Very funny Vern!! <3[/QUOTE]

Hey I gotta try don't I!!! let me slip a little as well!!

..... I dont brag about my 14" cock all of the time either!! Originally Posted by vern0064

The guys that irk me are the ones that constantly find ways to "mention" their 14 inch cocks. A favorite technique is that they act like they are doing a public service. They say something like "I have a really big one and she took it like a champ. I just wanted the rest of you guys with really big ones to know that because these girls can be hard to find." Bullshit. No doubt there is a bit of truth to that, as we have all seen posts from providers that complain about a few guys being too big. But for the most part, these guys are just making sure we all know it....

But I really despise the reviews that are all lovey-dovey and read like a scene from a romantic movie. Someone posted a great line once ('fess up, if it is you!). I have quoted it a few times since. To paraphrase, they said "this ain't eharmony! Tell us about the sex!!"

As to the continuing debate about which is better - reviews with lots of graphic detail or reviews that are more discrete - I submit that either style can be done well. I have done both styles myself, depending on the girl, the experience, and my mood.

rooster,

Trust me it is 14" but that when I divide it in half!!! LOL just ask!! LMAO

Very funny Vern!! <3 Originally Posted by AllanaXoXo

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