I am a great provider of old farts. And fresh farts. Wet farts, explosive farts, SBDs, trumpet farts, sliders, machine gunners, poppers, air biscuits, chair lifters, undie burners, dutch ovens, elevator clouds....I am old, I fart, therefore I am. Anybody who wants to come hang out and fart, PM me. Better to cut the fart and bear the shame than hold the fart and bear the pain.
And thanks for the Lindsey Lee tip...