What Would You Like To See In Provider Ads?

on 2nd thought, lie like hell, list non-smoker and smoke em if ya got em. truth taint GFE like anyways.

This was interesting...I sometimes wonder how much you gents actually read the ads that we post on here? I always assume that since there are so many ads, it seems easier to just get to the point. But I'm sure that doesn't show our true personality, but I feel our reviews help with this issue as well as our reputation...I may be wrong..and maybe we should consider being a little more personable with our ads!

most of the time I skip the reviews. hit the showcase, website, and most important POST & THREads. review last. There be more lies in each reviews than age & weight in all the showcases. And that before the her haters and the WK's posting to.LOL

edit:best ya can do with reviews is look for a guy/s that have eyes close to ya own for gals.

Wants:
1. Tummy.
2. Name.
3. Smile.
4. Nudity (if possible).
5. A picture of you with a verified provider.
6. Chicks making out. Because awesome!
7. Phone number.
8. Link to ECCIE showcase or review.
9. Sexy hair. Longer is better.
Don't wants:
1. Who's that guy in the mirror? Who the fuck is that?!?
2. Menthol cigarettes.

Kinda wants, don't minds:
1. I like bathroom mirror self pics because I know who took the picture.
2. I like pics in front of the hotel room door. Hey, look it's a Days Inn!
3. "NO BLACK MALES!" because I can't imagine LEO doing this.
4. Pictures of your cute feet. Not that I like feet, but because that tells me that a woman posted the picture (99% sure).

Bonus:
1. A lady that is "open minded" and is open to "most fetishes" I read as "Come get your anal sex here, cowboy!"

1. I like bathroom mirror self pics because I know who took the picture. Originally Posted by Longermonger

Seconded. Bonus if they are holding something specific to the date/location. A piece of paper that says "Hey KC, I'm here 11/26-11/28!" is awesome

I like so many of these responses. I only repeat one or two. Taking a picture of yourself enthusiastically makes me believe LESS likely doing it for the abusive person or sex trafficer behind the camera. BUT also endorse real pictures at KNOWN Kansas City sites make me think the provider is real, local, & independent.

One more important thing would like to stress on it. Please do not post your ads in ALL CAPS...man its very tough to read the complete ad with all caps.

These are some really good answers so far!
I hope all of my fellow providers are getting some good tips from this thread. I know I have!
Thank you and keep the advice flowing. Originally Posted by Allie_Kat

Good to know that you are getting something out of this thread Allie. But there are some who will never change, but keeps on asking for 'x' or 'y' or 'z'

Can we sticky this? I read alot of good ideas. Some of them are reflected in the ad I posted yesterday. More changes to follow. Great feedback guys, thanks.