TIRED OF BEING BLACK BALLED BY A PROVIDER I HARDLY EVEN KNOW,WHAT SHOULD I DO??

Merry Christmas to all.

Thanks to a number of posters for showing their sensitivities and respect. The more I use ignore the easier it gets to read these threads without getting my BP up.

For a bunch of mongers & hos, we're pretty critical I think. I never heard of the OP before now, so unless I missed it, she's not made a habit out of this kind of posting, so a little slack is warranted.

Stacy, try to relax.

Have a few drinks, check your cap-locks.

It is evident that people on here want to know the truth about your drama.

Start re-writing about the drama, take your time. Your original story is too confusing.Write it so we can understand it, then read it yourself, make corrections if needed.

Good luck, relax, play safe!

As soon as I see all caps, no punctuation, centered text, colored text, or ghetto format, I just stop reading. I have no idea what this thread is about.

Okay, having now slept, I will now attempt the near impossible: translation!

StacyShade* Posts:
I'm unhappy, I'd like some advice. I met a provider last November that I felt was a bit shady, and time has proven me right. I met her in her shack of a home. She's the type that gossips nastily, but I don't do believe in doing so. I tried to keep my distance, but she kept coming around.

(Editor's note: for clarity, I will use "Badgirl" for the shady provider. No explanation of how or why these two keep coming into contact.)

Both Badgirl and I have been 'tremendously helped' by a man knowledgeable in the industry for the last two years. Every time I've ignored his advice, I've come to regret it. I'm grateful for him and all the nice people in Dallas.

(Editor's note: Absolutely no clue what this guy has to do with anything.)

Neither I nor my friends otherwise have drama, but Badgirl insists on creating it. She is evil, vindictive, and jealous. She appears to be cyber-stalking me, bad-mouthing me on posts and to other clients because of "help I received to get started here on this site or just in Dallas itself."

(Editor's note: next section is my best guess--several lines of rambling make this part a bit difficult, and it appears she has shifted to a direct post to Badgirl, so pronouns appear to have changed meaning.)

Badgirl, simply accept that you are in the wrong, and that you are where you are only because of the help you yourself accepted last year. Most hobbiests would agree and be appalled at the way your are comporting yourself.

I'm tired of your lies. As I said, you're only where you are due to the help you received, so stop spreading lies about my benefactor.

(Editor's note: I think we're shifting back to third person here, rather than a direct note to Badgirl.)

Badgirl was the sort of girl who was doing $20-30 pornographic home videos for the cash (or the attention). Now that she has been helped into the hobby and gotten her act together, she is turning on the people that helped her get where she is.

How can I get Badgirl to get on with her life and leave me alone?

(Editor's note: The last seven lines basically repeat other sections. However, I would like to give a shout out to the eleven exclamation points at the end. Between those exclamation points, and the comma on lines 4 and 17, it's almost like there was punctuation after all! A Christmas gift for everyone!)

Happy holidays, all! I'd offer to translate the later post, but I'm tired again now. This post made my brain hurt.

Now that's some funny shit right right there.

But what about the part that had "child, grandchild and pimp" all mashed together in the #17 post? I'm waiting for someone to figure that part out.

Okay, having now slept, I will now attempt the near impossible: translation!
Originally Posted by the_chewtoy

"Why, yes, stewardess, I speak pimped out ho...."

I love banging crazy women....

I usually find crazy women after I say "I do".

Being blackballed is much better than being given blue balls.

I really don't know how much drama was involved as I could only bear to read the first seven lines.

Took one glance at that monstrosity and thought no f-ing way.

GENERALLY ONLY CRAZY PEOPLE AND FOLKS WITH BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER TYPE IN ALL CAPS.

Being blackballed is much better than being given blue balls. Originally Posted by pyramider

Here I thought you just wanted the taint given some love.

The universe revolves around the taint.

Chewtoy.... Thanks!