Review: A Peek Behind The Curtain - A Hobbyist's Session With His SO

Very funny, but it also hits pretty close to home. My SO is easier to get along with, but still apathetic about the sexual side of the marriage...

Her Side Of The Story...

Now I'm having the sex of my life 3-5 times a week with Peter the Pilates instructor, Enrique my Salsa teacher, and my ATF ManSlut the cucumber section lurker...

Enjoyed the thread...Happy Holidays to All Originally Posted by ManSlut

We do have a lot of cucumbers in the refrigerator...

QUACK!!

It mirrors my experience with her. Originally Posted by slowmover

This did not go unnoticed. Chortle.

Good work OP. Thank you for the levity.

Wait was that ROS in public?

LOL very good SW. Hey, at least you're getting some once a month!

Dude!!! Take her out for some margaritas, and not the shitty house Rita's either, the good top shelf grand mar Rita's and when you get home, she'll be a freak! Sounds like you kiss her ass way too much and you are not a challenge for her. With what you are providing, she should be kissing your ass, fucking you whenever you want it. I'd show less interest in her and maybe even have a lady be a little flirty with you while you two are out.

I've been married 17 years and my wife still wants to fuck every chance she gets..and she is a fit, good looking wife. She loves to party an try new things in bed so the marriage thing is not bad. You just got to find that loves sex and no one that just gives you sex and uses it as a bargaining chip.

I wonder what the wife's review would be like? A great number of providers were wives prior to providers. Originally Posted by pyramider

The wife's review could read, " I found out once again that he was fucking the neighbor and a few other random women, wining and dining them....He told me that it was all in my imagination and that I was just insecure even though I showed him the proof I found. I asked for a hug and maybe a date and he said that he had a football game to watch or play on the PS3 and wouldn't have time to stop for the hug. Then that Fucker had the nerve to expect me to act like I enjoy fucking him."


Not Bitter...just speaking from experience.

BTW....great writing, SW. If you had an SO...she would be crazy to not keep you happy.

Dude, stop your bitch ass whining. The providers are well ahead of the game when it comes to knowing whats up with you lame ass cuddle feckers.

Stop cheating on your feckin' wife and work on improving your marriage. If that doesn't work, divorce her. And don't give me any of your "BlahBlahBlah" about kids and losing half your shit. You picked her. Man up and deal with the fallout.

Oh, and I need your SO's contact info. I'm sure two hours of PSE with me and my girlfriend will fix her up. And I won't even charge you. Merry feckin' Xmas!

I'm out! Originally Posted by Neotek

What a fucking asshole!

Two positions! That's one more than I get.

Thanks SW! I needed a good laugh today.

Dude, stop your bitch ass whining. The providers are well ahead of the game when it comes to knowing whats up with you lame ass cuddle feckers.

Stop cheating on your feckin' wife and work on improving your marriage. If that doesn't work, divorce her. And don't give me any of your "BlahBlahBlah" about kids and losing half your shit. You picked her. Man up and deal with the fallout.

Oh, and I need your SO's contact info. I'm sure two hours of PSE with me and my girlfriend will fix her up. And I won't even charge you. Merry feckin' Xmas!

I'm out! Originally Posted by Neotek

What are feckers and what does feckin' mean?

SW don't listen to the haters, he just wishes he was your SO so he could live in the big house.

Dude!!! Take her out for some margaritas, and not the shitty house Rita's either, the good top shelf grand mar Rita's and when you get home, she'll be a freak! Sounds like you kiss her ass way too much and you are not a challenge for her. With what you are providing, she should be kissing your ass, fucking you whenever you want it. I'd show less interest in her and maybe even have a lady be a little flirty with you while you two are out.

I've been married 17 years and my wife still wants to fuck every chance she gets..and she is a fit, good looking wife. She loves to party an try new things in bed so the marriage thing is not bad. You just got to find that loves sex and no one that just gives you sex and uses it as a bargaining chip. Originally Posted by Bigtex69

Having been married they don't typically start out using sex as a weapon, so it's not like you can screen for it. This is why I'm single. There were more games being played after we were married than before.

Sexual apathy... The bane of so many... With lots of work, perhAps you can get to sexual tolerance.... But true passion is the real goal and for that, often hope is dead.

Wow...you should get a 'review credit' for that. Or, an 'A' in English composition. Bravo.

And one I can relate to...I like how 'sweat pants and a fucking turtleneck' evolved to a '1930s Olympic track uni' and then ended up as 'snow gear.' Hilarious.

What a fucking asshole! Originally Posted by Jason Gideon

You read my mind Mr. Gideon! Thanks!