Just a thought in my dirty mind...

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Gonna use my Mickey Mantle reference here - I'm a power hitter from both sides of the plate.

But seriously, M-W-F are rightie days, Tues-Thurs-Sat are lefty days, and Sundays are whoever is most rested and 'feelin it' outta the Bullpen.
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  • 01-03-2013, 09:45 AM
Having seen Ashley's hand at work on you, I would agree that it is indeed versed in getting you there.

Sigh.

Triples with you, Ashley and Aprill was my highlight of 2012. Not sure how I will top that this year...
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I'm a power hitter from both sides of the plate. Originally Posted by ManSlut
Damn, I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Bath towel. Friend once asked me whe I was going to have kids, and I replied "when a Cannon bath towel can conceive."
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Having seen Ashley's hand at work on you, I would agree that it is indeed versed in getting you there.

Sigh.

Triples with you, Ashley and Aprill was my highlight of 2012. Not sure how I will top that this year... Originally Posted by shlub
Thats a AAA (triple AAA) credit rating lucky guy.
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This is why i luv ya LittleMiss!







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any hand will do, but I would prefer it be the hand or hands of Lil Miss!
This is why i luv ya LittleMiss!







Originally Posted by DallasRain
hahahahhahah! THose are awesome, Dallas!
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LittleMiss, to answer your original question, I don't have a preference; You can masturbate me with your favored or your non-favored hand, but remember I'm a one-popper, so the time might be better used doing other fun stuff.

PS: about that ring, any preference?
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I use the "strange" hand (left) to fool myself into thinking it's somebody else doing the stroking .
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I use the "strange" hand (left) to fool myself into thinking it's somebody else doing the stroking . Originally Posted by doublebogey49
:mf_ lustslow:
LittleMiss, to answer your original question, I don't have a preference; You can masturbate me with your favored or your non-favored hand, but remember I'm a one-popper, so the time might be better used doing other fun stuff.

PS: about that ring, any preference? Originally Posted by luiz7667
Just find the nearest grocery store and buy me the $.75 bling! LOL.
you know, the kind thats in the machines at the door... They knew what they were doing putting that shit there too, my child and I have it out everytime we pass them!
Haha, I know the feeling Little Miss. My kids always want one of everything.lol
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Damn, I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous. Originally Posted by Dan4424
Dan4424, It's not all it's jacked up to be!! Now I have two hairy palms and I'm twice as blind.

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