Sex with wife before or after appointment

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you wanna get attached babe? I'll retire you! Originally Posted by whosdair
I will interject for the fair ninja Franckie ... She will happily be attached providing you can handle her strap-on while she goes ape shit on you.
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You should have sent him condolences rather congratulations. Originally Posted by pyramider
tsk tsk
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What? Lexxxy's client should sneak in vasectomy in between his wife's biological clock cycling.
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you wanna get attached babe? I'll retire you! Originally Posted by whosdair
Sounds dreamy Who!..

I will interject for the fair ninja Franckie ... She will happily be attached providing you can handle her strap-on while she goes ape shit on you. Originally Posted by pyramider
A little s&m never hurt anyone ...
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Its not your fault if they forget the safe word.
I always try to do it with the SO before or usually after meeting with a SP. Makes me appreciate what I have at home even more. And when I'm in the mood I like to go at it more than once in a day. Next week I'm gonna try to meet with 2 SP's and then go home and bang the wifey! It would tie my personal best of 3 different ladies on one day.
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Alright, you are the man ... To sexually disappoint three different women in one day is a wonderful thing.
Just wondering about others experiences/stories where you had an appointment set up with a provider and then your wife or significant other decides they want to have sex either just prior to your appointment or just after.

Sometimes seems like they have a sixth sense? Originally Posted by nudist716
I do have a similar story to tell, but with a twist. I had a date scheduled with this professor type....
He was late with confirming our date, and I always like some sort of confirmation when I'm driving out to meet someone. Well, he told me he was late with confirming our date because he was with a student and she "took care of him." So not a wife, but a student. We still met, later on that evening. And he said he was so hot to meet with me all day, so much so that when the student flirted with him, he couldn't wait. This was the only time anything like that has happened to me, I will always remember it.
Sounds dreamy Who!.... Originally Posted by Frankie Fine
Vern0065's Avatar
Damn look everyone Who's getting married, damn we can spruce up the AC and have the wedding there!! Who who is going to be your best man? Damn gonna be a great time!!
Frankie Fine's Avatar
Someday babe! We gotta just do it...