Being serious. I expect funny yet serious too! What is Kink?

Kinky= after a vigorous sex session...one might say I've got a KINK in my back...& the Kinks= rock group from the 70's..."All day...& all of the Night".

I would say 10 is the deep end, and get ur brain examined, but yes aliens, lol. I worked with a guy with a guy thought he was abducted, and was very sensitive about it. The other 10 would be beastiality, or something warm.

Pretending to be a animal would be a 8 or so. I must admit the last time I was dining at the Y, I want to start growling like dog, a big dog, but held back and kept quite, don't want to scare the provider. LOL

Its been a long time since I did public sex, and listening to these stories, will be putting that on the bucket list this year.

Awesome thread Frankie Fine!

*I like the way you made the list! I am pretty sure I can check mark each off from 1-9, but 10??? Are we talking about flutes,remotes, contruction cones...or aliens?! Originally Posted by Frankie Fine

The upside down head off the bed thing?! Originally Posted by Frankie Fine

Nope ... Oh you poor innocent girl ... You have no ideas of the pleasure involved.

I always thought giving a BJ while driving down the highway was hot and a little kinky. Kink factor for that: 4. I attempted it once, but S.O was preoccupied with avoiding hitting cars so it didn't really go as well as I would have liked. All well. Thats still on my bucket list.
-Another thing I find kinky is flashing your tits to other drivers on the highway. I flashed a guy once and his wife stuck her middle finger at me. I find some of the kinkiest things can be done in cars.

... you would be surprised what the human nutsack can endure before requiring hospitalization.
Not that I'm into that sort of thing, but I've witnessed more than a few kinky acts that haven't even made this list yet, you unimaginative group of pansies.

just wanted woman to come over his house, squat on his grand piano, and pee while he played. Paid well too, som bitch! I wonder if a girl could squat on a drum kit? Just kiddin'. No way!!!

Then a lady told me of this guy (I don't know if I believe the story) that liked to get punched in the nuts! Wouldn't that kill him or, at least, send him to the hospital? Originally Posted by The Drummer

Awesome, so we would need not get a room??? LOL

I always thought giving a BJ while driving down the highway was hot and a little kinky. Kink factor for that: 4. I attempted it once, but S.O was preoccupied with avoiding hitting cars so it didn't really go as well as I would have liked. All well. Thats still on my bucket list.
-Another thing I find kinky is flashing your tits to other drivers on the highway. I flashed a guy once and his wife stuck her middle finger at me. I find some of the kinkiest things can be done in cars. Originally Posted by Tatiana M.

Kinky= after a vigorous sex session...one might say I've got a KINK in my back...& the Kinks= rock group from the 70's..."All day...& all of the Night". Originally Posted by BfloEd

Girl I want to be with you all of the time ....de Da nuh nana na na nuh...the only time I fee...oops ouch .... Oooo ...I just threw my back out doing the Elaine Benes....now she has some moves lol (they looked kinky?!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0

Pretending to be a animal would be a 8 or so. I must admit the last time I was dining at the Y, I want to start growling like dog, a big dog, but held back and kept quite, don't want to scare the provider. LOL Originally Posted by lostforkate

I used to have a client who would start growling viciously like a dog when he was reaching his happy ending . It was so convincing it would freak me out then I would start laughing...sigh...I think he found a new kitty to terrorize.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0 Originally Posted by JONBALLS

I lover her...cracks me up

Nope ... Oh you poor innocent girl ... You have no ideas of the pleasure involved. Originally Posted by pyramider

No fair.

... you would be surprised what the human nutsack can endure before requiring hospitalization.
Not that I'm into that sort of thing, but I've witnessed more than a few kinky acts that haven't even made this list yet, you unimaginative group of pansies. Originally Posted by theCFE

Ok so this might be a 8/9..??(kinda following the ratings of others so far). .. Tatiana M electrocuting thing is like a 12 in my books lol

I have had an appointment where I was to smother a gent by sitting on his while he was tied up and punch him in the nuts at the same time until he kicked and squirmed .......wasn't really my cup of tea..a bit fun to atleast try once..

No fair. Originally Posted by Frankie Fine

What? I was just stating a fact.

I guess I will need to google it

plastic wrap, and then f***ing our brains out!