Didn't you know a man has to support his women? Especially when they are exclusiveI've personally only ever dropped my phone in the toilet Once totally by accident. now one might wonder Why would anyone have their phone anywhere near a toilet... I was in the hospital and just gotten a new phone from my mom and of course being the the young person that I am, was instantly glued to it and couldn't go anywhere without having it within grabbing distance least I miss a text or call. the horror! (<-sarcasm) anyways i hadn't used the toilet but clearly my phone tried to commit suicide for it jumped out of my hand and into the toilet needless to say I was so shocked and dumbfounded I immediately stuck my hand in there and pulled the sucker right out. I wasn't letting it die on me. (I only get a phone every 1-2yrs) I took it apart to let it dry out and used a dryer. from then on I don't take my phone near toilets or bathtubs...
What I can't understand is why they drop their phones down the toilet so often. Is it all a dastardly plan to get the latest model? Originally Posted by essence
Well, thank you for laughing, but it's no laughing matter for me. I had to fuck my Houston wife this morning so I could pay her light bill (two months worth), then I had to pay for my jump-off's hair so she can (NOT) go out to a nice restaurant with me tonight, and she falls asleep, meanwhile booty call is trying to send me naughty pics and she's sitting in a friends apt while her female friend is being fucked in an adjoing bedroom, so she is understandably getting a bit frustrated, I ask her to wait until I can do my business tomorrow.That seems like a lot to handle.... and i don't understand why supporting a black girl should be so financially draining.
It was tcl who first sent me some pics showing the various required female companions.
Wife
Gf
Jump-off
Booty-call
The Mistake
The Strange
being black girls, the price of dinner has to include price of new hair and maybe new nails. Then some groceries and a light bill to get the lights cut back on. Originally Posted by essenceShit, I already paid her for the hair at lunchtime today. Do you have any idea how much hair costs? When they have to redo it every 3 days?Originally Posted by essence
Shit. Originally Posted by essence
I'm going to make a nice cup of cocoa and read a good book in bed. You can't beat the solitary pleasures. Originally Posted by essenceI too enjoy a night or day in bed with a good book. my library of Audiobooks is very large
i know this thread is a few months old but i was reading through and wanted to commentWhen your phone went swimming was there any company in the pool?
I've personally only ever dropped my phone in the toilet Once totally by accident. now one might wonder Why would anyone have their phone anywhere near a toilet... I was in the hospital and just gotten a new phone from my mom and of course being the the young person that I am, was instantly glued to it and couldn't go anywhere without having it within grabbing distance least I miss a text or call. the horror! (<-sarcasm) anyways i hadn't used the toilet but clearly my phone tried to commit suicide for it jumped out of my hand and into the toilet needless to say I was so shocked and dumbfounded I immediately stuck my hand in there and pulled the sucker right out. I wasn't letting it die on me. (I only get a phone every 1-2yrs) I took it apart to let it dry out and used a dryer. from then on I don't take my phone near toilets or bathtubs...
That seems like a lot to handle.... and i don't understand why supporting a black girl should be so financially draining.
Every 3 days??? o.O i couldn't imagine that... although i do my own hair about ever 4-6weeks
why would anyone have to redo their hair every 3days? that's just tiresome
i just paint my nails....i don't understand this obsession females have with getting fake nails glued on top of their real nails especially when they kinda look like square claws >_> and some girls get nails that actually look like claws
I too enjoy a night or day in bed with a good book. my library of Audiobooks is very large Originally Posted by Aurora_Amore
Aurora, my birthday is on new years, I am married and have been in the forces. Can I have a 100% discount?
My god, you look sexy in the corset. Why no paddles? Originally Posted by essence