HOW MANY YEARS DO YOU HAVE LEFT?

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  • Seedy
  • 02-09-2013, 11:10 PM
So how are you going to spend the next 2 years? Originally Posted by TheDaliLama
Fucking like a wildman. Lmao
My stripper wife is 20 years younger than me. I fucked her three times today. She came three times. That's all the numbers that matter.
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My stripper wife is 20 years younger than me. I fucked her three times today. She came three times. That's all the numbers that matter. Originally Posted by gnadfly
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My stripper wife is 20 years younger than me. I fucked her three times today. She came three times. That's all the numbers that matter. Originally Posted by gnadfly


I wish I had a stripper girl friend again.

Mine kicked me out and I had to go find a job.
who gives a fuck 82 92 102
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  • WTF
  • 02-10-2013, 02:27 AM
But if I see SnL, I will die with a HUGE smile on my face!

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
Everybody but SnL would have a smile on their face!
I other words, Essence, he could tell at first glance you're an asshole, without you having to prove it!

Mine says I will live to be over 100, so long as I keep away from SnL. But if I see SnL, I will die with a HUGE smile on my face!

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy


Shit you are 100 now ...
My stripper wife is 20 years younger than me. I fucked her three times today. She came three times. That's all the numbers that matter. Originally Posted by gnadfly


fucked her three times .
1- hid her cell phone
2- stole her allowance when she wasn't looking
3-hid the keys to the car
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You really don't want to get to 100.

Have you ever seen people who are 100 years old? It's really a sad sight. It's like the old geezer puttering around on his scooter.

I would say that the last 12 or 15 years are plagued with health problems for most people. Your estimated 87 means you only have to about 72 for somewhat quality years and you probably won't be much good at 70 either.

. . . You'd better do what you hope to do now before your body deteriorates any further! Word.





87 How do I include the half dozen relatives that are pushing 100 or better? Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn
Sweet N Little's Avatar
So long are you gonna make it SnL? 78 here.
The smoking question rolled my counter back quite a few years! Shocker! Originally Posted by Chica Chaser
84, being vegetarian/exercise helped me out , thank goodness the test didn't say "Did you use to.."


This will be me ..lol

I get 2 extra years if I give up my Manhattans.............fuck that !
Fast Gunn's Avatar
Drink up!

. . . Drinks on the house!

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84, being vegetarian/exercise helped me out , thank goodness the test didn't say "Did you use to.." Originally Posted by Sweet N Little
Yeah, I thought the same thing!
No questions about blood sugar levels, lipid profiles?

No question about past cardio events/conditions? heart attack/TIA/stroke/angina

I'm gonna live to 94. Yeah right.
And no questions about riding the Harley without a helmet....................