I *knew* it!
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Kezer, the real reason that she's going back to the Left coast is due to her suddenly developing a guilty conscience. Ya' see, she was *supposed* to bring me presents from when she went on her Island trip. (The Hawaiian Islands, silly. Don't be nasty.).
Now, whether the airlining peoples lost them, or the UPS crew mistakenly sent that big-ol', huge'ol package of my joyous presents to that great black hole in the outer space where all lost packages go to the ever-life; package purgatory...or whether the Airline Marshals thought the presents were SofaKingAwesome, they decided to take them into custody and then raided the evidence room and ran off with them, who knows?
The sad fact of the matter is that I didn't get my presents and Amelia is such a sweet, kind, considerate, thoughtful, and caring young woman, that she's going to go back out to California to see if she can't get to the bottom of this heist...or to simply acquire some new ones for me to enjoy. She's just way cool like that and that's just one of the many reasons she's so bad ass.
Have a Super-Duper, Safe & Wunnerful Trip, Amelia!
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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
Thats right baby... how did you know?
I swear sometimes I think your physic. ( you must have espn)
I just couldnt live with it any longer... the guilt...the shame... the nagging feeling of inadequacy..
and the knowledge that somewhere out there, half naked Airline Marshals
were running around in coconut bra's and grass skirts.. playing ukuleles and drunk on pineapple rum ..
So I came , like you said, to take action.
PLUS, a little birdie told me their having a BLOW OUT sale on
Castle-bounces.
Nuff said,right?
..yes Kezer I took off again..it just got too damn cold ..and not much says "screw you winter" like Hawaii and Southern California... just sayin
I like paradise..and to quote a fellow well know provider when asked about her HOTT ASS car... " I dont suck dick for nothin"....lol
oh, what does JMWY mean?
and on another note..
maybe I should change my handle to "BadAssAmelia" lol ( or SmartAssAmelia) haha
Im sorry I wasnt able to stop in at the social..I didnt think I was going to have time but as it turned out, when you fly out late its not nearly as busy and it only took 2.9 seconds to go through security... who knew...
Im glad ya'll had fun and I wont miss the next one.
...unless Im on another tropical island that is..then really,can you blame me?