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Freak show? What do you mean?

What did you dream about Offshore? Originally Posted by Kiah's Game

Saturday ATF was siting on my face, and was reliving in a dream. One more shower will wash that out of my beard dam-it. I need to find a way to bottle that scent.

As to your first 2 questions. well If I tell to much It would kill the shock value. Lets just hope they act more normal mmmmmm that's not right, make that act more like they normally do that is still not normal.
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BTW, for anyone who doesn't know already Mr. Bad Mod is a God! I love this man...... Originally Posted by Kiah's Game
and do not believe
and do not believe Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
He has been so kind, and helpful!!! This ECCIE can be hard to navigate and with his help and patience, I have been successful. Thank you BAD MOD!!!!
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errrr so sweet and not tainted yet.
I'll bet ya a free beard ride he just trying to get into your panties.
he just trying to get into your panties. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Maybe I'm just trying to get into his pants......thought of it that way?
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what, you do not want the free beard ride??????

Mr. Next will never know why you so horny for dick.
I love beards too! Magic carpet ride..lol
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mmmm how fast can you grow yours back. MC can have you bare. I want bush. I promise not to count the greys.

[PRIVATE] hehehe only if I can't count that high[PRIVATE]

but I will let you count the greys in my beard.
mmmm how fast can you grow yours back. MC can have you bare. I want bush. I promise not to count the greys.[PRIVATE] hehehe only if I can't count that high[PRIVATE] Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

HUH?? Only if you can't count that high??????
mmmm how fast can you grow yours back. MC can have you bare. I want bush. I promise not to count the greys.

[PRIVATE] hehehe only if I can't count that high[PRIVATE]

but I will let you count the greys in my beard. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Really??
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dam WK's LOL

errrr nothing wrong with a touch of grey. in fact I like it that way.
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don't worry I have a hard time past the number 3. And will be too busy holding ya to my face as I tickle your feet.
dam WK's LOL

errrr nothing wrong with a touch of grey. in fact I like it that way. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Or you will get a hard one at the Allen C.
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Or you will get a hard one at the Allen C. Originally Posted by Kiah's Game
errrrr I not into that, I do the takeout thing to a hotel. But errrr ahhhh never mind LOL
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Riding The North Face Sex Position

All the pleasure and control of Cow Girl also comes in the oral flavor via the Riding the North Face sex position. The performing partner lies back on a bed or the floor and has their partner kneel over their face. The position is popular because the receiver has a great deal of control on what their partner is doing; they can lower their bodies for more pressure, raise them for less pressure, or rock forward and backward to change the area of focus.
http://www.sexinfo101.com/northface.shtml


heh They don't know me. I have most of the control