What all do strippers do to you in a private lap dance?

Suppose I'll be honest, never been to a SC or had a lap dance. I'll have to remedy this, but I never knew which one to choose.

i WANNA GIVE SOFAKING A LAP DANCE AND IF ANYONE NEEDS A PARTNER TO HIT THE LOCAL STRIP CLUB pICK ME PICK ME!!!! Originally Posted by 82Vinny

I go almost everyday during lunch. Will be at the Men's Club this Friday. PM me if you want to join me and some of my friends. We usually sit upstairs with several dancers.

Vinny-prebook meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I agree with Golfnwine a great time can be had at the clubs for a great price. however in some cases there are extreme up sells from quoted price of fifty to an up sell of two hundred and fifty. Wow how stupid does the dancer think I am!!!!!!!
fisherman6944

In an Austin strip club a few weeks asgo I got a lap dance by a cute blonde.
She was sucking on my neck and I did have a really short dress on and she went right down and started eating. I was not expecting that, the group of friends I was with were starring right me while she did it and that kinda hot.

Will be at ***** Thursday! PM Me for more information

@cassie thats fuckin hottttt! Why doesn't that shit happen to me.

With my job discription I am not the receipiant of the dances but the guy that makes sure they dont get caught and tips the GM to look away. I also make sure that the lady is well compensated. On one occation an elegant lady rewarded me with a dance in the private VIP area, that curl my toes. There was lots of breast play and with wing back chair she was able to place her pink in a great spot for dinning . . . She flooded my tie and shirt, the fact that she was a squiter was unknown to me. That pumped more blood to Lil Pete with every drop. She then lowered her body, as I kissed every inch and sux on lil pete. After about 12mins as I was about to pop, GNR Knookin on Heaven's Door came on, she proceeded to RCG with a slow groove. As the song ended Lil Pete about had all he could take, KISS Beth started playing and she went for the BBBJ til completion. I gave her $$ but she said that this was, on her, to thank me for all of the VIPs I had brought in. The VIP Bartenter brought me some wipes, so I gave her the $$. I left out of the kitchen door, looking like I had been through a tornado. I headed for the nearest truck stop to shower and change, then burn the evidence.

Great gal, she has since retired and bought a ranch in west Texas.

This was long before the SO had GPS on my phone & when money was much better, LOL... Here to old times and new friends.

Herehere

footlong lol
fisherman6944

Gah you guys have all the fun. Last dance I had kinda ruined the SC scene for me. At Tiffany's (#1 no play zone) and for me being from Houston and accustomed to 20 dances, payed the girl a 20 ($15 tip apparently) got lil jr a squeeze so hard he popped in the jeans. The devil just grinned at me as she choke holded jr. Wish I remembered the dancer's name as I immediately performed the walk of shame to the restroom with beer in hand. God her ass was like grabbing a marshmallow wrapped in memory foam. Just knowing that there are some gals that can snag you through your pants scares me.

Head held high!
4'Is

*Ho crap, 2.5 years and first post! +10 Stalker points*

Thanks to the three men who pmed me Wednesday to see where I was going to be. We had fun. It was a thrill and the strippers were pissed but It's all good! I made my money had a great time and left early. Stage kicked my ass now have bruises on my knees. Ouch!

*winning

@isjichichi - you've lurked around here for quite a long time and just 10 points. Why are u not banned yet!? LOL. Take it easy and start contributing from now.

@vinny - money apart glad u had fun. BTW great piece of ass in ur avatar. Just Cindy stop staring. Lmao

Thank you sexxiii Ima go to wild zebra for a few drinks anyone wanna join lemme know

The last private dance I got, I recieved bbbj and cfs from a crazy spinner girl. Paid a pretty penny for the quickie but the thrill was worth it. I'm hoping for the same results when I go back sometime this weekend.