ROVER14 get over yourself and .... BLONDE jokes!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

A blonde out rollerskating with her Ipod on, sees a salon and decides to go in and get a hair cut. When she goes in the lady sees her head phones and asks her to take them off, to which the BLonde replys;
Can you cut around them, cause i can't take them off.
So the Hairdresser does what she says but while she's cutting her hair the Blonde falls asleep. While she's asleep the lady decides to take them off, and just as she does this the Blonde falls over dead. When the lady goes to hear what was playing she hears, "Breathe in... Breathe out..."

How about a SLAMDANGO and a T-Shirt? Originally Posted by Still Looking

Hmmmmm yeah maybe.

Off topic... I was hoping id meet you at at austin social. I've got to see the face behind the posts...

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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All right Rover14.... I've had about enough of you posts. Using common sense and standing up for what is right. I mean really?

And that avatar.... who doesn't like a puppy? Seems really unfair for you use that as your avatar.

20 reviews? Now how do you thinck that makes newbies feel with 1 or 2 reviews? Geeeez! And always reviewing hot chicks? How about doing a review on an ugly one every now and then like most of the rest of us? Seems like your not a TEAM player.

Do all BLONDES need to take their bra off to count to 12?
Originally Posted by Still Looking

Too Effing funny!!!

Will this t-shirt work? Originally Posted by Rover14

You do have a good POINT

Hmmmmm yeah maybe.

Off topic... I was hoping id meet you at at austin social. I've got to see the face behind the posts... Originally Posted by Ginger Lovelace

I've never done the social thing. I'm too shy. Interesting request from someone who doesn't show their face in their pictures. How about I just make you some sugar cookies and call it good?

Some blondes decide to go REDHEAD! I like that a lot! IJS. Long day... Marble falls to Houston to cut one from the herd! Review and pictures to follow. I got to keep busy while I'm waiting for Ginger! Newest member of TEAM SL Summer Rayne out of Houston. She didn't want to see a face picturer... go figure!

I'm getting better with my T-Shirt shots... YES?

stop it people,we don't want to start anymore issues. By the way I love blondes.....like xoxokarla would add heh...heh..heh

ttmax, what issue is this thread going to start up? This whole thing is a dump on me, and I am down with it. Jump in and give it your best shot, the only price of admission is a blonde joke. I suspect we would even enjoy a brunette joke if you feel the need to be PC.

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A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

A guy is watching a blonde at a vending machine. She puts her change in, pushes a button and the soda can comes out. She then jumps up and down clapping her hands in delight. "Yea!", she exclaims. Then she puts in more change, presses a button. Another can comes out. Again she jumps for joy. "Yea!!", she exclaims. She repeats this action more times. Finally, couriosity takes over the poor fellow and he walks up to her. "Excuse me," he says, "but what on earth are you doing?" The blonde replies, "DUH!! I'm winning!"

There you go, Rover. Consider yourself dumped on!

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There you go, Rover. Consider yourself dumped on! Originally Posted by Mokoa

What, no beads?

BTW, sorry for the off-topic post, #38.

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A blonde went to her priest for help with a problem she had. "Father," she said, "I have two female parrots who only know how to say one thing. All they will say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

"That's obscene!" exclaimed the priest. "Perhaps I can help. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we'll place them in the cage with mine. My parrots can teach yours to praise and worship and that will stop them from saying that phrase in no time."

The next day the woman brought her parrots to the priest's home. When she entered, she noticed his parrots in their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she placed her parrots in their cage. A few moments later, her parrots spoke out in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looked at the other and exclaimed, "George, put down those damn beads. Our prayers have been answered!"

What, no beads? Originally Posted by Rover14

Fixed that for you.