What's in a name? That which we call Doggy Style. By any other name would make me request it more often.

I dont like giving it a name. In a rather authoritative voice I just say "get on your hands and knees"

or "lay down on your back I want you to come in my mouth"

Howabout you call Doggy Style...the Humping Back
or...the Banana Split
or maybe...
something arresting like the

Bend Over and Spread 'Em

Personaly, I've never liked the word "blowjob". You're not blowing on it, it's sucking. Suck-job doesn't sound good. I like the word fellatio. IT's smooth and pretty, and rolls off the tongue, like good fellatio should.

Never liked the word orgasm, sounds too much like spasm. I prefer the french "le petit mort" (the little death).

Cunnilingus sounds like a disease.

What's wrong with the term "giving head"?

I like "Doggystyle" for the animalistic manner of coupling up with one another, not because it's eloquent.

Eating pussy sounds too cannibalistic. How about "Oral Worship? or good 'ol going down?

http://www.asstr.org/~poisoniv1/pussy.html

Cockpit? Originally Posted by ThinWhiteDuke

Hmmm. What do they call the cockpit if the pilot is a woman?

I'm with you Kelly in that "doggie" or "doggie style" seems somewhat Jr High.

Someone else already said it but "how bout I get behind you" or "how bout I check out the view from behind" doesn't cause too much emotional pain.

The term "canine" is also less troublesome than "doggie" for me too.

Personally, until I started hobbying, I hadn't ever really discussed activities with the SO. Every once in a while activities happened but any discussion was off limits.

Since getting into the hobby though, I've discovered the excitement of talking about it. Very cool when done right. But, again, I'm with you, using the term "doggie" isn't a sign of it being done right - for me anyway.

face down, ass up

Dude, bumping a 6 month old thread for 4 words?
Not cool...

As long as we're here bumping each other.....how about the following euphemisms/innuendos? Kiss my shamrock and I'll swallow your shillelagh; let your rope out for spelunking the wet Irish caverns; and my full moon's rising for your nature hike. For the nautically-inclined: up periscope, mate, and prepare for a deep diving mission in the loch. Aeronautical: Dock your shuttle in the aft hanger, but make sure you've orbited Pluto or you'll get a rocket in Uranus.

Doggie is actually RCG at 90º. Never liked the "doggie" name, either. How about: "Prolongus, 90º me deep and hard!"

As long as we're here bumping each other.....how about the following euphemisms/innuendos? Kiss my shamrock and I'll swallow your shillelagh; let your rope out for spelunking the wet Irish caverns; and my full moon's rising for your nature hike. For the nautically-inclined: up periscope, mate, and prepare for a deep diving mission in the loch. Aeronautical: Dock your shuttle in the aft hanger, but make sure you've orbited Pluto or you'll get a rocket in Uranus. Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Fancy, you are without a doubt the wittiest lady on the boards. But iif you talk like that in a session the guy might laugh so hard that he won't get around to kissing the shamrock and that would be a great loss...

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OMG that was hilarious!!

Kelly, after checking out your ads/site maybe screw like bunnies or Bunny Style is more apt for you. You are just two cute for Doggy or Bitch.

Very new and still getting the feel for the hobby before I dive in, but the thought of Screwing LIke Bunnies with you might just speed the process along. Originally Posted by devour

+1! Bunny Style definitely sounds cuter and more appealing.

ivy, what did kelly request of me the other day??
my mind was pretty fried when i completed her request. you even commented on my state of being - remember??
i thought she asked for "doggie", but whatever she called it, i called it deliteful.
oh, ..... pardon me, it was f*king deliteful!


justme68, i'll 2nd your motion. bunny style sounds good to me.

Reading all these posts, it's apparent that we have some really goofy terminology for our sexual practices. It reminds me of the joke where the man says " honey, every time you're going to orgasm you scream ' I'm going, I'm going' and it just ruins it for me. Can you try to be a little more refined?" The wife promises to try and the following evening, during a very intense lovemaking session, she is passionate, but very quiet. The husband is loving this and convinced that his little talk has solved his problem. Then, as they both near climax, unable to stay quiet any longer, the wife screams " I'm... I'm... I'm... BON VOYAGE"

Maybe like the song says "a little less talk and a lot more action"