Cock or dick??

This is what I ask um.........

Originally Posted by cumalot

lol---goood one!1

{thanks malcom}

Stub Muffin
Tally Wacker

I have often said, "Let me introduce you to my special friend."

I have often said, "Let me introduce you to my special friend." Originally Posted by EastTxGent

Damn, you make your pecker sound like a Special Olympian.

Cock or dick for talk between ladies or gents.
Penis to doc.

Dick or cock is the usual for me. Penis just sounds to proper and a "real" name for it is just not acceptable...I don't want to meet Adam and suck on Bryan

In Texas, where Im from, one might say:
"I know you want this HAM" or
"Come get this MEAT"....LOL

Zeus the Home Wrecker if I want to try to make them laugh....

A Disappointment

slim

Dick or cock is the usual for me. Penis just sounds to proper and a "real" name for it is just not acceptable...I don't want to meet Adam and suck on Bryan

Charge for doubles.

I like to call it whatever sounds like it bigger than it is. Maybe collossus or gigantor. I guess Vienna Sausage is more true to life though.

Cockies because plural is always better

just put it in my mouth and call it mine

I want to suck that DICK, but can't wait for you to fuck me me with that big COCK!!

just put it in my mouth and call it mine

I want to suck that DICK, but can't wait for you to fuck me me with that big COCK!!

Just don't forget the boys.