Horny, randy, excited, frisky, etc...

BatteriesNotIncluded's Avatar
I find Tequila conquers all. Or tequila/Viagra/cialis if you're an d fuck.

Men:

Teenaged: horny = being alive
Young man (20s) = see above
Young middle aged = horny when the wife is not looking
Old middle aged = horny when seeing a woman under 250lbs walk by
Senior citizen = just happy to be horny whenever medical science or good genes allow.
Im horny the day after my work week ends. that way I can enjoy the following week off hooking up & having a blast.

Nice, threAD by the way
Afternoon delight.

Especially as I walk through the door after work. Originally Posted by yardbird74
Really ? Interesting ....please tell me more
Im horny the day after my work week ends. that way I can enjoy the following week off hooking up & having a blast.

Nice, threAD by the way Originally Posted by Space Cowboy
Cool, so does that mean you have a badass one week on/off schedule?

I find that boredom also gives me plenty of time to get mentally/physically worked up
slipknot's Avatar
Am I the only one seeing this as a wide open threAD?
Cool, so does that mean you have a badass one week on/off schedule?

I find that boredom also gives me plenty of time to get mentally/physically worked up Originally Posted by YummyMarie
Yes, my schedule is awesome. I also find that the anticipation that builds when you know you are meeting with a provider the next day or two, is torture but when you do meet up and get off its like



I love pussy
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Really ? Interesting ....please tell me more Originally Posted by AllisonofHouston
As a writer I have always been a follower of the rule, "Show, don't tell."
Am I the only one seeing this as a wide open threAD? Originally Posted by slipknot
You too??? I don't know what the OP was thinking!!! She should keep her horny-ness to herself...no one on a SHMB wants to know about this stuff!

I also agree with theCFE. Lack of opportunity to release takes it up a notch.
Perhaps you have a job with a monthly deadline and you are exhausted and uninterested in the days approaching it? I don't know, but I thought I'd throw that out there as a possible scenario.
Originally Posted by YummyMarie
I am not a man, but for me, that's a big one. Work stress is a killer and it just depends on whatever big projects are afoot. Bleh.
I am not a man, but for me, that's a big one. Work stress is a killer and it just depends on whatever big projects are afoot. Bleh. Originally Posted by Liliana Vess
LV, Sounds like you need a lil TLC...I specialize in loving the ladies...lol (okay that was corny!)

Sarunga's Avatar
Men:

Teenaged: horny = being alive
Young man (20s) = see above
Young middle aged = horny when the wife is not looking...or, if no wife, see above.
Old middle aged = horny when seeing a woman under 250lbs walk by
Senior citizen = just happy to be horny whenever medical science or good genes allow. Originally Posted by BatteriesNotIncluded
Sarunga, it's cute how you laugh at yourself No, really, I do agree with your correction of BNI's post. Makes more sense now.
Phil A.Cheaux's Avatar
+1. I do notice it ramps up during hormonally significant times, but that could be due to lack of release possibilities.

That said, our lovely OP wanted to know about men's hormonal cycles; I concur, excellent question, let's hear it, fellas! Originally Posted by theCFE
It is any time of the week that ends in day.
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I get really horny after an intense workout. Some times I get a "blue ball" feeling. Then I need to release by any means neccesary. Im sure its a supplement side effect from testosterone booster. I cycle for weeks at a time so Im horny 24/7 Originally Posted by DToxxx
I concur. But i don't use supplements of any sort.