Provider with a SO or with out?

... Or even their peccadilloes! :-)

Hi Guinevere! Originally Posted by Netx9

How FUNNY!! LOL...

I cannot remember the last time that I had a SPELLING ERROR... but that one cracked me up!! Thank you for bringing that to my attention... I'm not sure that "Naughty little mexican dishes" made much sense... Giggle

I can honestly say... that I will not make that mistake twice...

Your duly corrected slave,

Guinevere

Here's a little something for you guys who don't care if the gal has an SO, or not.

Once upon a time, in a little-big town on the Texas Gulf Coast, was a provider. This provider was offering incalls at her residence....actually, it was her and her husband's residence....only he had NO idea that his loving bride was providing.

One bright and sunny day, You, Mr Don't Give A Shit about SO's Hobbiest, happened to be visiting with her when out of nowhere, Mr. Unkowing and Loving husband comes home unexpectedly. When he opens the bedroom door, much to his surprise, the first thing he sees, is you, butt-nekkid, just laying the lumber to his loving bride in the same bed they sleep.

Does it kinda' matter now, if she's got an SO?

Yeah...kinda' thought it might.

That gal had a set of balls...geez! What an irresponsible idiot...and, get this; she saw nothing wrong with this little get-up...Pfffft!


Oh...The End.
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Here's a little something for you guys who don't care if the gal has an SO, or not.

Once upon a time, in a little-big town on the Texas Gulf Coast, was a provider. This provider was offering incalls at her residence....actually, it was her and her husband's residence....only he had NO idea that his loving bride was providing.

One bright and sunny day, You, Mr Don't Give A Shit about SO's Hobbiest, happened to be visiting with her when out of nowhere, Mr. Unkowing and Loving husband comes home unexpectedly. When he opens the bedroom door, much to his surprise, the first thing he sees, is you, butt-nekkid, just laying the lumber to his loving bride in the same bed they sleep.

Does it kinda' matter now, if she's got an SO?

Yeah...kinda' thought it might.

That gal had a set of balls...geez! What an irresponsible idiot...and, get this; she saw nothing wrong with this little get-up...Pfffft!


Oh...The End.
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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Sounds like the story of a friend. He was so distracted that he never heard the SO arrive, that he never heard the two iron hit the back of his melon.