What's a word that sounds dirty but isn't?

Kumquat is a good one lol....
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Inuendo is a double entendre.
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Mastication?
Squirt....
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Names too:

Mike Hunt
Anita Cox
John Handcock
Phuc Hu

Street names in Houston:

Ginger Bush
Boner Wood
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Uvula and Epiglottis :
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Melons
Swallow
Cherry
Nut
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Comely
Pussy footing and cotton balls....thx to George Carlin RIP
back to names...I went to school with a girl named Anita Pease. If that ain't a pre-made porn name then I quit.
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master debater
Bioturbation. The young new staff almost always start laughing when they hear the instructor mention bioturbation on field trips.
Gash, slit, Mrs Dash,
Names:
Ben Dover
Pat Meweenie
Iva Whole
Seymore Butts

And who can forget my favorite

SNATCH