I'm huge!

CoHorn's Avatar
See! CornHo was feeling insecure and just wanted some sweet lady to come on here and assure him that he measures up! Feel better now, dude? Originally Posted by jfred
Checks in the mail Tara

TexASS, I have a similar story

CanDo, Neo may not be fuckin' anymore but he certainly hasn't retired from the board. He's still a post whore
As for Neo, I don't associate myself with retired folks of this board.
Merlin's Wand's Avatar
It's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in it.
TheGiftedOne's Avatar
No matter how big "your" equipment, chances are she has seen one bigger or at the very least there is some dude running around with a bigger one. My only concern is whether "mine" is getting action at any given time...
TP (Hung like a fly, and proud of it!)
Oh yeah? Well I'm hung like a Tic Tac. Come here and I'll freshen your breath.


Couldn't resist. Carry on. :P
Randy4Candy's Avatar
Jardon.....

.....Hugh Jardon.....

.....at your service

Don't know Mr. Jardon and not sure I'd want to...
@ Dharma,


It's so big the Pope has blessed it. It's so big Al Gore invented it. It's so big I can fuck a car wash with it. It's so big it was on a Wheaties box. It's so big.....
kohoutek's Avatar
Eeyore, "It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it".
Randy4Candy's Avatar
Oh yeah? Well I'm hung like a Tic Tac. Come here and I'll freshen your breath.


Couldn't resist. Carry on. :P Originally Posted by tracibrooks
Hmmmm, a clit the size of a TicTac, eh? Sounds like a little excavating might be in order - I just loves me some fresh breath...
@TexasT~It's so big, astronomers only see it once every 31 years,
it's so big, there's still snow on it in the summer time,
it's so big, BP wants to use it to stop the oil problem in the gulf, and he never has to get off the ship!
LazurusLong's Avatar
My ex told me she wanted 12 inches and wanted it to hurt.

So I fucked her 4 times slapping her ass each time as hard as I could....
CoHorn's Avatar
I said "honey, I need to find some new pussy". She said "If you had two more inches, you'd find new pussy right here"

I love how this got twisted into a dick joke marathon
Dharma My Dear,

My dick is so big VH1 did a "Behind the Music" about it. It's so big it has training wheels. It's so big the LAPD used it to beat Rodney King. It's so big it's the opening act for KISS's farewell tour. It's so big...
My only concern is whether "mine" is getting action at any given time... Originally Posted by TheGiftedOne

Isn't this every man's #1 concern at some point during the day?

At least that's what's been proven to me over and over again - one way or another.

(doesn't mean I care all those times ........'oh no she did - nt', oh yes I did)
LazurusLong's Avatar
I love how this got twisted into a dick joke marathon Originally Posted by CoHorn
But now, all you need to do if you see some guy boasting about his dick size or how many times he made some escort (who is paid to pretend she likes you) cum multiple times in 30 minutes is simply reply with this link and that will be more than enough to curtail that sort of behavior.

My dick's so big that my cock ring looks like a bracelet on my girlfriend's arm...
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  • 07-23-2010, 10:11 PM
I just let my tongue do the talking , every thing else is gravy.....