Makes me giggle

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Wow I just saw this. Makes my head hurt. All you posts do lol

Have no freakin idea wtf you are trying to say!

^ first post in Pseudo Pimpin' ^


many hate reading me (moved smile to end of as only with her)

mods are going to hate me if I have to start giving out how ta word a review
yet I find it helpful to talk to each other before first seeing each other. I would think both sides would not want BCD unless they had a chat over the phone or at a social of some type.
private as not sure what to keep from being pointed.

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
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Oh go ahead. Its ok to hurt my feelings, really.
anyways, if I try, would the screening of each other include a phone chat????? Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Yes I would speak to you on the phone but FYI I wont see you. But thanks.
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WTF are you hooking for God?

Perhaps you meant aesthetic? Originally Posted by jokacz
Well no because that would mean I don't believe there is a god.

Ugh auto correct.
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Or you could be a "Hooker for Jesus":

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Wow I just saw this. Makes my head hurt. All you posts do lol

Have no freakin idea wtf you are trying to say! Originally Posted by Amber Does
but I forgive you for my headache I just sayin
Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Oh go ahead. Its ok to hurt my feelings, really.
anyways, if I try, would the screening of each other include a phone chat?????
Yes I would speak to you on the phone but FYI I wont see you. But thanks. Originally Posted by Amber Does
aw darn, from my posts, or from what ya heard from a friend?????

Many are dislike what they post ya know. Many of the gals seem like a bitch on the board. But on phone chat or in person are sweethearts in reality.
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... and now I have a disgruntled asshole trying to fuck with me because I wont see him again. Real mature.
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but I forgive you for my headache I just sayin

aw darn, from my posts, or from what ya heard from a friend?????

Many are dislike what they post ya know. Many of the gals seem like a bitch on the board. But on phone chat or in person are sweethearts in reality. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Yeah just not feeling it.
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glad ya posted before I went out. I'm on call again like last night to take a hook errrr provider shopping. Then a different gal Saturday.

... and now I have a disgruntled asshole trying to fuck with me because I wont see him again. Real mature. Originally Posted by Amber Does
Don't ya hate it when they cry and/or try ta suck up.
Yeah just not feeling it. Originally Posted by Amber Does
well crap you got me in a corner. As I probably would only want to meet for a drink anyways. That maybe would just be a waste of your time. No problem But I would try and not pull a no show ta track down guys. ( ya may have ta ask XY on that one)

By the way, never trust a guy about another guy. You would still have to screen them in your own way. See I had a few guys she will not even answer the phone or reply to my emails/pm's. So if I happened ta ask a gal can ya please answer the turd. I would expect the gal to still screen the fucker no matter how well I knew him. As I can guarantee ahem I do not know him that well errr make it not in that way.
edit ad: Its amazing what you can learn in a phone call with horny guy thinking with small head. Works for the guys also so as never ta get that I'm a ATM feeling.

so ya play safe ya hear, and never trust a guy on some matters. Would hate if I heard you ever got used as bait for something. Then shit canned latter if it went wrong for you..
just sayin
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well shit, showered and combed where most guys do not even have ta shave.


its time for me ta go, but will be back.

PS: if you do not understand last post. I hope you do not learn the hard way. Or just ask other hoo errr providers
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Ok for one no one told me anything about you I go by wht I see you post and from the get go sorry not feeling it.
I don't know wtf that last part is supposed to mean?? but whatever
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mmmmm was just about ta log off.

Problem with posts, many guys with the sweetest of tongue in the open. Are the slim of the earth under the skin.
And a jackass like me, maybe better than ya think. not me, that other jackass/s

carp I got called gotta go. ERRRRR dang before I even had a sticking beer. Oh well I love it. Latter
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Its not WHAT you say its how you post/type etc. I don't know what you are even talking about half the time!!
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  • Doove
  • 06-14-2013, 07:37 PM
Its not WHAT you say its how you post/type etc. I don't know what you are even talking about half the time!! Originally Posted by Amber Does
Read him long enough, and eventually the light bulb will go on.

Granted, it can take awhile.
Its not WHAT you say its how you post/type etc. I don't know what you are even talking about half the time!! Originally Posted by Amber Does
You're not alone, probably most don't! Doesn't make his words less important!
Read him long enough, and eventually the light bulb will go on.

Granted, it can take awhile. Originally Posted by Doove
Scary.... Ain't it????
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Read him long enough, and eventually the light bulb will go on.

Granted, it can take awhile. Originally Posted by Doove
Occasionally I get the light bulb to flicker a little but not completely go on.