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if he wants to lick your ass, better insert a condom before you go...you don't know where his mouth has been.

banned? he's so much fun! Originally Posted by clusterlizard

+1

Well damn mal its that deep? You must have really pissed him off. Originally Posted by OLindsay

I can have that effect..

Tell him you'll meet him and then I will go with you. Originally Posted by dirty dog

Ok..but are you sure you want to be seen with me??

Dammit Mal, you were supposed to keep that between us! And geez, you could have at least mentioned that I even offered to do it for free. Sheesh. Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

It's okay Sweetie...I've never taken a Freebie..and I'll tip if you can draw blood...

LoL, while he did take the bait, you have to admit you did have a little fun with him.l would let it go. After all he is only 27, and although he may not realizie yet lol. He still has a great deal to learn about life. Originally Posted by growler

I know and twisted as it may be...we all have our perversions...

Aw hell, go get your ass kicked, you know you want to.
It's kinda like a speeding ticket, you may not deserve it this time...but you know you have in the past!
lol Originally Posted by riday

Have we met??

I say... taze him Originally Posted by DestinyInKC

Only if I can watch you do him....LOL

I say he's an idiot...he doesnt know you or what Megawoody is capable of.... Originally Posted by BigDeal

Not nearly what I once was..

Malwoody ol'buddy......Just walk away a forget it.
Walk away my friend....... Originally Posted by Bubba

As usual...loaded with wisdom..however as usual..couldn't stop myself..

Aren't physical threats the last resort of the weak minded? I say ignore his childish antics and get a good laugh out of it! Originally Posted by buttmann

More wisdom

....and yes Bubba speaks wisely Originally Posted by vkmaster

Always does..

I don't watch ass kickings in JoCo due to the stings, so please move this to Wyco. Originally Posted by lacrew_2000

LOL

lol... Oh the power of the internet... isn't it grand.

Would love to know if my guess on who would do such a thing is correct or not. Originally Posted by KenMonk

I'm curious as well..

Did he or she say "kick" or "spank" your ass? You might enjoy the latter. Originally Posted by BigMikeinKC

Or the former as well...that is if someone who has appeal administers...

I swear, when I first read your question, I thought it said someone wanted to LICK your ass. I know everyone has their own passions, but that just seemed a little over the top.
BTW, Malwoody, I used to see you on ASPD a long time ago. I knew when I saw you on here, I found the right place.
Ignore the turd. You ever read some of the crap posted on the comments section on CNN.com or elsewhere? There's a bunch of nitwits out there with internet access, and if you let them, they'll spread their imbecility.
Be smart, be safe! Originally Posted by BuddhaJ

I dunno Dude...I'm glad you think this is the "right place"...ha ha..and I appreciate the "ignore" advice but alas...not in my DNA...

Personally threatening another board member should be reported to the admins/mods. That kind of behavior should never be tolerated. Having said that, should you be foolish enough to meet some guy off of here who has ill will for you... I've got your back haha Originally Posted by AllThisMeat

Hell it's posted in public as well and quite frankly, I don't want him banned..I'd rather see him calm down and grow up..might be possible

I say make the arrangement to meet him...at the Blue Oyster Bar...tell him you'll be the one wearing the leather hat and ass-less chaps Originally Posted by cynic

LMAO...too funny

Mal- don't sell yourself short I'm sure you got mad squabbles. Problem is KC is in the Bible Belt this means people have guns. It never goes down like the fight scene in cool hand Luke. Originally Posted by Misawahawk

I was there..

Malwoody, if you care what we think about you, you will defend your honor! LOL Originally Posted by CaptainKaos

"honor"?...you must have me confused..

did someone mention Cool Hand Luke and the fight scene?
what we got here is a failure to communicate!....Mal- you've got to get your mind right...boy! Originally Posted by nineninanine

Well it is "right"...that is if you think moderatly Neurotic is anything close to "right"..

I say "out'' him. Then he can try to defend/justify his behavior for all of us to enjoy. PM don't stand for pussylike maneuver but he is using it that way. Originally Posted by parttimeplayer

He did it himself..

if he wants to lick your ass, better insert a condom before you go...you don't know where his mouth has been. Originally Posted by nineninanine

Ah..yeah..on that..
Might be tim to move on..