Starting a new high end agence for wealthy clients

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  • LNK
  • 07-01-2013, 12:26 AM
You're just not getting the hint, are you?

Your first impression, mostly because of your writing skills, (or lack thereof) was poor.

And you're not making it any better.

As someone once said, "When you're in a hole, stop digging."
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Take some of your seed money and go invest in a community college level business course. Then come back and try again next year.
I think anyone with a 2.0 GPA can see that this is a load of bull. If an agence (sic) is HIGH end, they will damn sure utilize punctuation and at the very least, grammar school spelling. This is the very text book of an epic fail.
Sorry out of the 5 languages I do speak and write fluently english has been my biggest challenge. How many languages do you speak ? If it is you in your profile icon hun no need to worry we are not looking for that particular look you have for our clients . All our providers use proper protection whether or be condoms or medical prescreening like the porn industry. Originally Posted by erica69hole
Don't listen to these other folks. You're doing great.

I especially like the slight tone of condescension. It's a nice touch! Everyone I know that speaks/writes 5 languages has been a huge success. It's the true sign of business acumen. Haters gonna hate!
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Erica, are you sure you were not raised in some Podunk town in Texas and now are too hifalutant to mess with mortal working stiffs now?
I thought it was a joke or a pimp...ijs
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I'm considering the low end agency.....it was a tad more appealing. ijs I hear they're considering ding dongs as a special gift. I'm in!
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Who is using self deprecation? Who is using humor? My willie is 1.3" of dangling death. Originally Posted by pyramider
Just to clarify, does "dangling death" infer it's dead with no chance of reviving, or was there some other meaning all together that eludes those of us who self amuse?
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  • Old-T
  • 07-01-2013, 01:41 PM
I finally made a few minutes to comment on the OP in a bit more detail.

I don’t claim that every “high end” escort agency does business the same way, but I do have some close experience with a few of them. And to be honest, several of your comments don’t fit the norm of the ones I am familiar with.

First, and probably the biggest, those kinds of places keep a very low key profile. They don’t come on here or any web site and as “any ladies interested?” In fact, essentially all their recruitment is done word of mouth, or some very quiet conversations with known ladies and known gentlemen.

Second, physical beauty is nice, but it is absolutely NOT the critical requirement. Attitude, personality, and ability to be seen in public for extended times without embarrassing the client—THOSE are paramount. Looks, menu, and skills are significant, but not the first things mentioned as with yours. The really up-scale clients are far more concerned about whether they will be embarrassed by their date in front of their peers at a formal dinner than they are worried about the quality of a BJ.

Third, for the true “high end” ladies (and I distinguish that from “high priced”) there is never an issue of “willing to satisfy the clients every desire and we do get some unusual requests”. The high end ladies generally have enough self-confidence and self-respect (to say nothing of concern for their own safety) that they DON’T feel obliged to do whatever the client wants. They find mutually acceptable common ground or they walk away.

And before you believe you are talking a “cut above” the ladies I am referring to, I sincerely doubt you are. The ladies am referring to have made $10-$25K for the night, sometimes more. Ladies whose clients are Fortune 500 CEOs, Ambassadors, foreign dignitaries, Congressmen, etc.

When I read your post—and I could be wrong—I get an image of bare back sex, significant BSDM & fetish activities, serious gang banging with little regard for the lady’s well being, and other things that many ladies will not do, therefore the need for “compensation will be well above what you're normally accustom to”. Again, I may have misread your post, but that is what came to mind.

I do not care about typos and misspellings. You won’t find me jumping on things like that. I am truly jealous of anyone who can speak five languages--I wish I could. But I do think the other items I mentioned above raise some questions about what kind of agency you are looking to stock. If you have willing women out there, good for you. It just doesn’t fit the high end experiences I have witnessed.
Sorry out of the 5 languages I do speak and write fluently english has been my biggest challenge. How many languages do you speak ? If it is you in your profile icon hun no need to worry we are not looking for that particular look you have for our clients . All our providers use proper protection whether or be condoms or medical prescreening like the porn industry. Originally Posted by erica69hole

So English is not your first language? May we inquire what is?


Might help assure those interested ladies that they won't be hijacked to some foreign country with no extradition treaty with the U.S.

Oh, yes, way to go, Old-T. Complete agreement.
Is anyone else feeling like shes gonna pick u up in a white unmarked pervert van...

Episode of law and order:svu just waiting to happen.
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Is anyone else feeling like shes gonna pick u up in a white unmarked pervert van...

Episode of law and order:svu just waiting to happen. Originally Posted by NikkiWhite
So that was the problem with my white van...or was it the perverse driver and copilot Polly Amorousperverse?