How to start anal

Wow, so nobody knows that do perform anal as a steady offering of services you should incorporate some type of relaxing and numbing agent? The only pain from anal sex is the rim of your ass and by nature you tend to tighten up at the moment of penetration causing pain, numb the rim area and you wont be so gun shy. Also you want to push slightly outward at the moment of penetration as it relaxes the same area. Use this, and you will be able to take it like a veteran anal queen guaranteed! found at any sex shop.

For the idiot that didn't understand my post, I'm not offering anal or "auditions" for anal.

With all that knowledge,sounds like SANTA plays catch with the REINDEER.