Since men like to give advice.

After many years of hobbying, this is an easy one:

Act like it's the best sex you've ever had in your life.........and be convincing.

Make me feel special even if I'm average, and I will come back for more. Tell me how much you want to do me again and in a new position or way. Give me a reason to come back and I will. Ask me what I've always wanted that she won't do, do it, and have a business friend for life. I already get laid a lot, I see pros to get the best. Give me your best, and I will count the minutes until I can see you again.

After many years of hobbying, this is an easy one:

Act like it's the best sex you've ever had in your life.........and be convincing. Originally Posted by Hugh Jardon

The Hobby Oscar ceremony is Thursday night at Hooters.

The Hobby Oscar ceremony is Thursday night at Hooters. Originally Posted by pyramider

Pyramider, considering your usual fixation, you mean "Tooters", don't you?

Pyramider, considering your usual fixation, you mean "Tainters", don't you?

Originally Posted by OldGrump

Fixed it for you.

Make me feel special even if I'm average, and I will come back for more. Tell me how much you want to do me again and in a new position or way. Give me a reason to come back and I will. Ask me what I've always wanted that she won't do, do it, and have a business friend for life. I already get laid a lot, I see pros to get the best. Give me your best, and I will count the minutes until I can see you again. Originally Posted by bbtony

THE BEST ADVICE SO FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Learn how to apply a rubber with your mouth. Quickly.

Small thing but a hanger for my clothes. I'm a professional and most of my meetings are during a long lunch - hate my shirt and pants on the floor to return to work in. Originally Posted by EasyLover214

Amen brother!

2. Clean professional incall.

+1 on the hangers. Agree with most of what's posted here. But I will say that while I search for and insist on certain activities -- BBBJ, DFK, SS, DATY, DATO, etc. -- there is a certain friendliness, a human connection on some level, that is very important. IOP is great, but while I understand providers have other clients, knowing that I'm not just the next guy on the schedule, ensures a repeat visit. I should note that Kaylee is excellent in this regard. I've been uber busy, but I owe her a repeat visit for that very reason. Should also mention that Elisabeth Whispers is excellent too. Oh, and make sure I don't forget my glasses.

Show up naked. Bring beer.

I've got another one....but it only applies to providers that dont have a private incall

If you planning on seeing someone say this week have a location already picked out. Because for us guys who are a little paranoid (i.e me) it seems a little odd that you have an ad posted but not a location and you wait till the an hour before to get a place. It kinda looks like your setting something up

Mirrors. Screaming.

You screaming, gasping, begging, pleading...not the mirrors.

Make me feel special even if I'm average, and I will come back for more. Tell me how much you want to do me again and in a new position or way. Give me a reason to come back and I will. Ask me what I've always wanted that she won't do, do it, and have a business friend for life. I already get laid a lot, I see pros to get the best. Give me your best, and I will count the minutes until I can see you again. Originally Posted by bbtony

+1 Well said bbtony!

+1 Well said bbtony! Originally Posted by greedy

+2000!

Mine is simple: Don't ever call me baby, sweetie or honey.