How did you come up with your handle?

Always liked the boats when I was a kid. Plus it sounds like it could be a person's first and last names.

I'm in Kansas and, well, ask the ladies....

Mine comes from the Bobby "Boris" Pickett song "Monster Mash":

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

I used to run a BBS (pre-World Wide Web version of an online forum like this one) for hobbyists in South Florida. My handle was Questor, taken from the arcade video game Gauntlet. Then I moved to Kansas City. So, KCQuestor.

Cactus Fruit aka prickly pear. It's a delicious southwestern fruit that you can make jelly, drinks, ferment into vodka or simply eat it. It's called tuna in Spanish but didn't think calling myself tuna would be a good idea.

The leaf that it grows on is also edible and sold in most Mexican restaurants in the SW. The cactus fruit starts out as a flower and transforms into a fruit.

I once took the wrong bus when I was a child in Mexico and ended up miles from my Grandfather's destination. It was getting dark and in Juarez, when it gets dark you better be indoors. A man who was pushing a cart full of cactus fruit (portable sales stand) was heading in my Grandpa's direction and I offered to "help" him. No one messed with me that night because they thought I was the man's son. When I got to my Grandpa's the man thanked me for helping him push his cart and gave me a plastic bag full of peeled cactus fruit. He apparently didn't know that by me "helping", he saved my butt from a possible beat down.

Cactus Fruit aka prickly pear. Originally Posted by cactus fruit

aka Sabra

I picked my handle because it rhymes.
Why? I did it for the lulz.

Very Simple....


Malwoody is my real name...

Malwoody is my real name... Originally Posted by malwoody

So... we can call you "Mr. Malwoody"?

It was a toss up between Uncle Fuck Stick or Leanna.

Leanna was easier to type out.

The truth behind my name would just show how much of a gaming nerd I really am,

So I am going to stick with that it is because I am one stubborn ass....

<Very Simple...
Malwoody is my real name...>

Need middle initial, complete spelling of last name, dob, and SSN. I've got an incredible investment opportunity with some friends in Nigeria.

I have clients tell me that I look like anyone from Princess Diana to Jennifer Aniston, to Chloe Sevigny. I always loved the name Chloe, but now because of the stupid Kardashians i'm sure lol there are so many providers with the name Chloe. So i'm changing it to Eve. I'm an ex-catholic school girl. 'nuff said.

My name speaks for itself, if one separates the syllables, and is based on comments from providers!

...but now because of the stupid Kardashians i'm sure lol there are so many providers with the name Chloe. So i'm changing it to Eve. I'm an ex-catholic school girl. 'nuff said. Originally Posted by 8Eve

I think Eve Kardashian is their strict-Catholic-school cousin they keep a secret on the show.

This is pretty interesting stuff guys, its neat how everyone has come up with their own handles show how different each mind thinks.