STUPID QUESTIONS us guys ask you...

I guess I'm late to the game here, but if all the other proposals fall though I'm here for you. LOL! Originally Posted by Looking41today

Oh hell yes babe!!!!!!!!

I'm just going to be honest. Jessica I'm not marriage material. But if you are looking for an awesome BFE (boyfriend experience), I deliver. I listen, I cuddle, I kiss great, I'm a good cook, and I will do whatever it takes in the rack. I even move furniture and shit and clean up after myself.... But marriage? Nah I pretty much want to fuck every hot chica I see. For a woman to make me marriage material, she would need the desire and energy to drain me twice a day. And I haven't met her yet.

So Jesse, don't marry me, but you can use me as BF whenever.

My favorite dumb question from the ladies is "do you want to fuck now?" No I'm here to.do your laundry and fold it...... Followed closely by "are you full service?" Of course and if we're lucky two times please. Originally Posted by pfmtony

Pfmtony,,, will YOU marry ME??... Totally open marriage, all for fun?

Oh wait... I think I'm cheating already. Hmmm. I can't help it, I love all u sexy men (and women) on this thread. Xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Pfmtony,,, will YOU marry ME??... Totally open marriage, all for fun? Originally Posted by Jessica Jade

In the name of fairness, and because I like happy women, I'm willing to consider it. In case you don't know after a lot of convo and kissing, I love 69. Ask me again in that position, and we'll see what comes of it.

So, maybe.... I'd have to be an idiot to say no without a test drive. And I know all about cars well enough for the both of us.

Lmao!

STUPID QUESTIONS us guys ask you...

Why was Tara Evans Banned?

or

Why is Tara Evans back?

lol

CG

Believe it or not the dumbest was "will u marry me?" Originally Posted by Jessica Jade

jessica, that was supposed to be just between us!

Has chicken and twinkies for Jessica.

Has chicken and twinkies for Jessica. Originally Posted by Bestman200600

Mmmmmmmm

jessica, that was supposed to be just between us! Originally Posted by lukeskywalker7667

Oops! Sorry babe.

Jessica, I don't care if this was the dumbest or smartest question: Will you marry me? LOL
When you ready just pick up your passport and let me know. :-)

Oh wait... I think I'm cheating already. Hmmm. I can't help it, I love u TD Xoxoxoxoxoxoxo Originally Posted by Jessica Jade

Yes Jessica I apologize for cheating on you too We will work out differences for at a later date. Should take us about 1 to 2 hours

How many gents do you see in a day ? How much money do you make ? Am i the first client for the day ?

Jessica, I don't care if this was the dumbest or smartest question: Will you marry me? LOL
When you ready just pick up your passport and let me know. :-) Originally Posted by bluerock

Ill keep that in mind.

Yes Jessica I apologize for cheating on you too We will work out differences for at a later date. Should take us about 1 to 2 hours

How many gents do you see in a day ? How much money do you make ? Am i the first client for the day ? Originally Posted by Thatdude

You bring the wine. (good ones on the questions)

Believe it or not the dumbest was "will u marry me?" Originally Posted by Jessica Jade

Well, I dunno, depends: Was he cute?


HE:

"Do I really have to wear this condom?" Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick

YOU: "Unless you have your own brand you'd prefer to wear -- then, YES, dipstick!"
OR: "How thoughtless of me! Here's the box -- you pick which one you WILL wear!"


HE:

"Is Rose your real name?" Originally Posted by HoneyRose

YOU: "No. I thought it would be great to add. 'Honey' is my real name!"

Lmao! Originally Posted by Jessica Jade

Be careful, Jess. Laughing at my jokes will get me into your panties....