PRICELESS MOMENTS......

You want to turn on your phone, my Queen? Just hold it close.

Worked for me!

My favorite moment was a guy from a local business banging on Bobby's door,interupting us, to tell us that my suv had slid out of her icy driveway and was blocking the street!

there are so many! cant decide which ones to say!

the guy that admitted to me over lunch that he liked to dress in womens lingerie. He insisted on wearing this pink teddy he had brought to our session.....during our session!
I will never forget the sight of him on top of me, thrusting away...with this pink teddy tickling my face!

ok ONE more!! lol
A young client wanted me to put on a pair of " regular panties" during our session. He lay naked on my bed as I proceeded to pull out a pair of white, cotton undies out my drawer and hold them up.
" Like these"? I asked? He then immediately came all over himself...grabbed his clothes and ran out the door!

My favorite moment was a guy from a local business banging on Bobby's door,interupting us, to tell us that my suv had slid out of her icy driveway and was blocking the street! Originally Posted by Fastcar

Yup this still ranks as mine too... <3 <3

ok ONE more!! lol
A young client wanted me to put on a pair of " regular panties" during our session. He lay naked on my bed as I proceeded to pull out a pair of white, cotton undies out my drawer and hold them up.
" Like these"? I asked? He then immediately came all over himself...grabbed his clothes and ran out the door! Originally Posted by Angel in KC

Do you know what a turn on it is to know that you know the correct way to conjugate the words lie and lay; how rare!

Do you know what a turn on it is to know that you know the correct way to conjugate the words lie and lay; how rare! Originally Posted by buzzworm86

Especially with todays language the younger generation likes to shorten words and sentences instead of typing It all out.
Xoxo,
OLindsay

Especially with todays language the younger generation likes to shorten words and sentences instead of typing It all out.
Xoxo,
OLindsay Originally Posted by OLindsay

Yup, I have difficulty intuiting things anyway, but the modern abbreviated script makes me think I’m reading the Rosetta Stone. BTW I love your avatar; it’s an apple bottom that needs to be bitten or nibbled on.

Yup, I have difficulty intuiting things anyway, but the modern abbreviated script makes me think I’m reading the Rosetta Stone. BTW I love your avatar; it’s an apple bottom that needs to be bitten or nibbled on. Originally Posted by buzzworm86

Well thanks babe bottom feeder KC took that pic during an apt with me.. I liked it so much I made it my avatar...

Well thanks babe bottom feeder KC took that pic during an apt with me.. I liked it so much I made it my avatar... Originally Posted by OLindsay

he should be credited for eye for beauty

There was the time that I knocked on the door and her mom answered. She had arrived minutes before I did, stopping in unannounced. It was a few days before her birthday and I had brought a floral arrangement.

Trying to think fast, I used a different girl's name than what the provider went by and was going to pretend that I was at the wrong apartment. When I said "Is Cathy here?" her mom said yes and called for her - turns out her real name was Cathy! She came to the door looking like a deer in headlights. Keeping my wits. I said "The florist left these with me while you must have been out." I then turned and introduced myself to her mom as "Cathy's' neighbor, made a little small talk and even flirted with "mom" a little - mom being closer to my age.

Mom even invited me in for cake! I politely declined and said I had a blind date that I had to be off to. Trying to flatter mom, I said said something along the lines "too bad I have the date, I'd rather come in and spend time talking with you."

Later the provider called me to apologize and thank me. She said her mom wanted her to be sure to let me know that she (mom) was divorced and was interested in going out sometime.

BTW - name changed to protect the provider's privacy.

Did you go back and see the mom?

Did you go back and see the mom? Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

No, but in retrospect maybe I should have.

Think of the fun conversations at parties;

"How'd you two meet?"

"Her daughter use to give me blow jobs."

I went to see a provider at a motel she where she was staying and about 1/2 hour into the appointment, someone starts knocking on the door. Thought they'd go away if we ignored them, but they didn't. The provider got up to see thru the peephole who it was and it turned out to be her (mother-in-law, boyfriends mother, I'm not sure which) who was bringing over an outfit for her to wear at a job interview the next day. I was buck naked in the bathroom while she was trying on the outfit to see if it fit. By the time she left it was getting close to the end of my time so I just got dressed and left. The provider offered to reschedule at a reduced rate, but when i called again to schedule, she didn't remember anything about it.

I have noticed a large percentage of girls have short memories in regards to that sorta thing.