3 Categoris of Oral Providers - Which one are you???

So inquiring minds want to know....why do 3s end up divorced? I have my own suspicions but wonder why the OP threw that one in there? Lol

Imho, 1s are the long term SOs, 2s are the girl friends or SOs of five years or less, 3s can be any and all of the above who for some reason or another one day just said "fcuk it, I'm gonna start getting paid for giving out shit this good" and here they are.

If you aren't a 3 then you probably need to find a new line of work. Gag reflex, swallow or not, doesn't mean you love it any less. It's like saying a guy with ED doesn't love pussy as much as an eighteen yr old jackrabbit - it just ain't so.

Aaah Thathotnurse - you caught that in my OP huh? good eye..

There is a boat load of reasons why but my personal reason would be this...

I think it's because no matter how beautiful a girl is, no matter how amazing her sex skills or oral skills etc....there is some guy somewhere who is sick of fucking her. (I'm referring to the civilian world). I'm sure it goes both ways as well - I'm sure the girls get tired of the same dick as well....

Thank god for hobbying...

So inquiring minds want to know....why do 3s end up divorced? I have my own suspicions but wonder why the OP threw that one in there? Lol

Imho, 1s are the long term SOs, 2s are the girl friends or SOs of five years or less, 3s can be any and all of the above who for some reason or another one day just said "fcuk it, I'm gonna start getting paid for giving out shit this good" and here they are.

If you aren't a 3 then you probably need to find a new line of work. Gag reflex, swallow or not, doesn't mean you love it any less. It's like saying a guy with ED doesn't love pussy as much as an eighteen yr old jackrabbit - it just ain't so. Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Aaah Thathotnurse - you caught that in my OP huh? good eye..

There is a boat load of reasons why but my personal reason would be this...

I think it's because no matter how beautiful a girl is, no matter how amazing her sex skills or oral skills etc....there is some guy somewhere who is sick of fucking her. (I'm referring to the civilian world). I'm sure it goes both ways as well - I'm sure the girls get tired of the same dick as well....

Thank god for hobbying... Originally Posted by SNL9933

That's fair. I figured it was something like she's so in love with dick she can't keep just one which is bad for most relationships or the guy has been so spoiled by the lady's sexual prowess that he goes in search of the one-upper girl which typically ends things too. But I see your point. ))

That's fair. I figured it was something like she's so in love with dick she can't keep just one which is bad for most relationships or the guy has been so spoiled by the lady's sexual prowess that he goes in search of the one-upper girl which typically ends things too. But I see your point. )) Originally Posted by thathottnurse

The day I find a girl who is NOT crazy, fun, hot, loves to fuck and is a category 3 - I'm buying her a Land Rover a diamond and a house...then she can be the next ex-wife... hahahahaha

If I was down for getting married again we might have just struck a damn good deal. Lol!!

If I was down for getting married again we might have just struck a damn good deal. Lol!! Originally Posted by thathottnurse

I'm now down for marriage baby..it was figuratively speaking....

so we may be on to something...hmmmm

If I was down for getting married again we might have just struck a damn good deal. Lol!! Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Oh damn I forgot one big thing...she has to be down for having 3 ways (FMF) as well...kind of a big one to forget my bad.

Ya, I prefer MFM (no-homo). I guess it was never meant to be.

You want MFM? You should come to my house! I'm a homo-free zone! And we love you.

Go ahead and penalize me but LEAVE BERKLEIGH ALONE!!!!
BIWFKU

Originally Posted by slowmover vnurse......Category 3

PS I was not compensated for this endorsement.

PPS I have recently received approval to be a non-partisan rating agency in the United States and it's territories. I even have official looking credentials.

You guys are awesome!

Of course, IF I DID ever "do" that...(ew, gross)...I probably WOULD be good at it! LOL! Originally Posted by vnurse

You don't? Well, Vicki, you give one Hell of an IOPBBBJNQNS. So good, I thought it was real.

An older woman I knew down in Houston...very proper..quiet...very much the model when one envisions a "lady." We went out dancing one night and back to her place that morning. After a glass of cognac, she deftly popped open my 501's and performed a very ladylike..but PSE blowjob..taking me to the base and tickling my nuts (which were being massaged very nicely) with her tongue. I was shocked to Hell that she'd DT my dick over and over before taking me in and out of her throat while I was cumming. Afterwards, she wiped her lips with the drink napkin, took me by the hand and said "Time for you to eat me" and led me to her bedroom. Best sex I've ever...EVER had in my life. She's still the gold standard whenever I'm with a woman.

I'm a category 3. Love it! Just knowing that I have complete control over the pleasure your receiving and to tease you by bringing you close to the edge then backing off, is awesome.

@VNurse~ You and I share more than a few clients and without exception, they'd categorize you as a 3! Plus, I remember our doubles. You not only enjoy it, you're very enthusiastic

Some women are more into the control giving head,gives them. For me, never mind just getting wet, I have had orgasms while taking care of my partner. But I'll leave grading to the gentlemen.

i've experienced Category 1s and 2s.
but, all of my favs are Category 3s - it's one of the main reasons i hobby and it's what i stick with!!!

3 of my favs have posted on this thread. in fact they are super 3s!!!

every guy has his preferences - big boobs, great kissing, daty, dato, fucking, bjs, bjs to cumpletion, cim, feet, nipples, hands, threesomes, bondage, humiliation, domination, control, surrender, wakeup sex, lunchtime delites, sundown sex, late nite delites, overnight delites, you name it.

and i've explored a lot of that since 2001.

and while i've had lots of delites engaging in intimate activities with providers in this area and other cities,
in my book, there is NOTHING like bbbj to cumpletion all the way!!
swallow, spit, drool back onto lil delites, i dont care. just take me all the way, you Category 3ers!!!!

ladies, if you believe/know you are a category 3, i would be honored to consult w/ you!


SO, THANKS VERY VERY VERY MUCH TO ALL YOU CATEGORY 3 WOMEN!!!!
I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!