Providers that drink

I'm not singling out drinking escorts. It kind of reminds me of reverse "beer goggles" an expression we used back in school...that is after enough beers, she'll look just fine.

I believe anyone that "needs" a drink to do anything: visiting the in-laws, listening to employee complaints, taking the kids to the movies or park, tolerating a stranger BCD etc. ought to think about things... Originally Posted by atlcomedy
We need something to think about.
How about a physical description or a photo with the head cropped out? If you have a physical limitation due to an accident might be helpful too
I’ve been "providing" since May 1, 2010 so I’m not quite desensitized enough for the wide variety of body types.
How about a physical description or a photo with the head cropped out? If you have a physical limitation due to an accident might be helpful too.

Condom size would be nice to know too. Just kidding...or am I? Originally Posted by anova444
LOL. I make this easy. I have no problem providing photos in advance. Furthermore, anyone I see can always feel free to convert the date into a "no-sex" date. As I figure only about 12.5% of the fee is for sex; a rebate of 12.5% of the fee is all I'd request -- but I wouldn't insist on it. Then we can spend the rest of the date playing scrabble or whatever.

I'd rather spend a date playing scrabble than have some lady get wasted just to be able to be intimate with me.
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LOL. I make this easy. I have no problem providing photos in advance. Furthermore, anyone I see can always feel free to convert the date into a "no-sex" date. As I figure only about 12.5% of the fee is for sex; a rebate of 12.5% of the fee is all I'd request -- but I wouldn't insist on it. Then we can spend the rest of the date playing scrabble or whatever.

I'd rather spend a date playing scrabble than have some lady get wasted just to be able to be intimate with me. Originally Posted by Laurentius
Scrabble with a drunk girl....sounds like a challenge...
Scrabble with a drunk girl....sounds like a challenge... Originally Posted by atlcomedy
If she beats me 2 out of 3 she can have the 12.5% back. LOL

Actually, the scrabble (or whatever) is an option if the lady thinks I am too hideously unattractive for sex sans booze. So likely she'd be sober. And since the ladies I see tend to be very very bright, they have at least even odds of beating me and getting their 12.5% back. (*grin*)
LOL, Yeah! Can we do this when I'm there? I like to spank....and stuff..hehe Originally Posted by anova444
YES PLEASE!!!!!
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I believe anyone that "needs" a drink to do anything: visiting the in-laws, listening to employee complaints, taking the kids to the movies or park, tolerating a stranger BCD etc. ought to think about things... Originally Posted by atlcomedy
Precisely. I have simple rule when it comes to booze. If I really feel like i NEED a drink I never have one.

As for drinking on the job .. never before but will always share a bottle of champagne or glass of wine or cocktails with my date

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LOL. I make this easy. I have no problem providing photos in advance. Furthermore, anyone I see can always feel free to convert the date into a "no-sex" date. As I figure only about 12.5% of the fee is for sex; a rebate of 12.5% of the fee is all I'd request -- but I wouldn't insist on it. Then we can spend the rest of the date playing scrabble or whatever.

I'd rather spend a date playing scrabble than have some lady get wasted just to be able to be intimate with me. Originally Posted by Laurentius
I like scrabble and I like to talk too. I also like sex and I don't mind a BBM(Big Beautiful Male).

I have declined only on person after meeting him. He was 35 to 45 y/o, fit, handsome, seemed sweet and gentlemanly. I just didn't feel comfortable about his vibe. He was very high strung.
I like scrabble and I like to talk too. I also like sex and I don't mind a BBM(Big Beautiful Male). Originally Posted by anova444
Well, I am far from a BBW. But that's not the only reason a woman can find a man unattractive. Sometimes a guy just strikes a lady wrong or something.

In such an event, scrabble and many other things are perfectly fine backup activities!

So far, though, I have never had a provider take me up on the no-sex option.
Well, I am far from a BBW. But that's not the only reason a woman can find a man unattractive. Sometimes a guy just strikes a lady wrong or something.

In such an event, scrabble and many other things are perfectly fine backup activities!

So far, though, I have never had a provider take me up on the no-sex option. Originally Posted by Laurentius
Mmmmm.......hmmmm.....
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I try to support ladies who prefer to have drinks before BCD most time as I book overnights. Most times it will either enhance the session time I have booked as they become way more liberal sexually in a sense especially if they are of a younger demographic 18 to 27. I think ladies 30 and up will tend to be more lethargic and less physically fit sexually to accommodate the time.

I personally dont drink much at all cause it kills my libido and i get headaches depending on how strong the drink no matter the amount of it.

But it can also have the opposite effect for people who perfer to drink before BCD. Some ladies become overly tired and the sex lacks enthusiasm and they become lazy only wanting to partake in mish type activities, etc. They tend also to be rather cranky in the middle of the night and it can effect the service.

I think most times 70 percent of the time it worked in my favor having their favorite alcohol ready, that other 30 percent it really affected their attitude and performance.

But it can also have the opposite effect for people who perfer to drink before BCD. Some ladies become overly tired and the sex lacks enthusiasm and they become lazy only wanting to partake in mish type activities, etc. They tend also to be rather cranky in the middle of the night and it can effect the service.

I think most times 70 percent of the time it worked in my favor having their favorite alcohol ready, that other 30 percent it really affected their attitude and performance. Originally Posted by gimme_that
When you're tired, one drink can have the effect of two. A similar effect on an empty stomach.
...allow me to get something in your tummy before, or after that first drink.



When you're tired, one drink can have the effect of two. A similar effect on an empty stomach. Originally Posted by anova444
I quit drinking in 1997. Had I known how much more incredible sex would be, how much stronger, easier, & more plentiful the orgasms, I'd have quit 10 years sooner.

By the way, Laurentius, your posts make me want to travel to New Hampshire...I like the way you think.
...allow me to get something in your tummy before, or after that first drink.

Originally Posted by Luckyl
I would love to have your sausage baby.
Would love to be enjoying a drink with you right now...and some of your sweet peach juices for dessert.