You know you're a Provider/Hobbyist when....

You know you’re a hobbyist when you use the same nickname for a few friends cause you don’t want to make a mistake by using the wrong name at the wrong… ...oh a redhead.

I hate the phrase "hobbiest", makes me think I'm into model trains! Originally Posted by Fastcar

As a language pedant, the word "hobbiest" bothers me for a different reason. The correct word is "hobbyist", but everyone seems to spell it the other way. "Hobbiest" would mean "the most hobby". Hobby, hobbier, hobbiest.

You always have five 20s folded up in your pocket.
Guys at work start talking about hookers in the abstract and all you can do is just smile.
Someone mentions hooking again and you have all the answers; rates, acronyms, names, phone numbers, streets, and......websites!

When you buy the variety pack condoms at the store. (different sizes)

My driver came to grab my shopping bags when I was at CVS the other day. I started laughing because I had the variety pack condoms, beer, wine, fake eyelashes, and other feminine unmentionables! He had no clue. I always wonder what the cashiers think.

It hit home to me some years ago when I realized I was invisible to folks I knew in RL....I mean my best and longest RL friend has no idea...not a clue and when he and his SO are giving me the details a few years ago about a KCMO vice squad bust arresting like 80 people and when I know in my mind that 50 or so were Dancers.... I wanted to tell them how much safer I felt in jest but I thought better of it...

Bite that tongue...

When a younger associate is telling me all about BP and how it's "perfectly legal" because they have a disclaimer on the ads that states...money for time only..not an offer of prostitution.. yada yada...
He is telling me that there is "NO WAY THEY CAN ARREST ME..."

Bite that tongue....

It hit home to me some years ago when I realized I was invisible to folks I knew in RL....I mean my best and longest RL friend has no idea...not a clue and when he and his SO are giving me the details a few years ago about a KCMO vice squad bust arresting like 80 people and when I know in my mind that 50 or so were Dancers.... I wanted to tell them how much safer I felt in jest but I thought better of it...

Bite that tongue...

When a younger associate is telling me all about BP and how it's "perfectly legal" because they have a disclaimer on the ads that states...money for time only..not an offer of prostitution.. yada yada...
He is telling me that there is "NO WAY THEY CAN ARREST ME..."

Bite that tongue....

Originally Posted by malwoody

Haha I bet you did lmao... Was it hard for you to bite it?

Haha I bet you did lmao... Was it hard for you to bite it? Originally Posted by OLindsay

You have no idea just how "hard" it can get....er ah I mean just how "hard" it is..??.
Oh dash it all...I'm not able to mean what I'm say....nevermind..

Happy Thanksgiving..

You have no idea just how "hard" it can get....er ah I mean just how "hard" it is..??.
Oh dash it all...I'm not able to mean what I'm say....nevermind..

Happy Thanksgiving.. Originally Posted by malwoody

Haha..
Happy Thanksgiving to you as well babe...

You know you're a provider when you have sponges in your shaving kit and you know which hotels will let you check in early.

You know you're a provider when you have an alias business acct with hotels for VIP pricing and treatment.

you know you are a Hobbyist whenyou drive down the street and you remember what happened at each hotel you pass, how many times you have been there, who the provider was and if it was a good time or not.

you know you are a Hobbyist whenyou drive down the street and you remember what happened at each hotel you pass, how many times you have been there, who the provider was and if it was a good time or not. Originally Posted by ICTguy32

Lol. I just did that yesterday.

You know you are a Hobbiest when you feel you are getting to know the others on this board by their alias and wonder what they and the other Providers do in their real life.

Sorry, wrong city. NM.

You know you are a hobbiest (did that just for you Questor!) when the receptionist in your Doctor's office asks you who your provider is and you answer "SinsOfTheFlesh!"

...when you walk to the room all the way at the end of the hallway in the motel and introduce yourself to the provider by saying:
"I was in this exact same room two weeks ago."