Peeing in the providers shower

Just goes to show you---everyone's got a different definition of L2.

Just make sure to add PITO to your menu (Peeing In Toilet Only). Should clear up the confusion.

Wouldn't it be better to post this in the women's section along with the client's name rather than posting a pointless gripe post here? Originally Posted by npita

Oh freaking sweet. Hey guys looky here we've got a live one! You are coming along just in time my friend. I was so starting to get bored. Saddle up y'all. Here we go again! Yeeeehaw Lets see what u got cowboy.

My question is: If he was kind enough to replace the cap and it didn't leak on you, would you still be upset? LOL girl, just kidding.

That's just strange, funny and gross all at the same time

I'm still curious as to what you have found in the soapdish...

That's just strange, funny and gross all at the same time

I'm still curious as to what you have found in the soapdish... Originally Posted by Nicole Preston

You read my mind. I read the thread when it only had a couple of replies. I was waiting to see if anyone had noticed her subtle hint. After 30+ posts and no one asking the question, I was beginning to think I was the only one with the twisted curiosity. Thanks for letting me know I am not alone .

Maybe he has an emotional attachment to all his bodily fluids and stores them somewhere. He was planning to take the bottle home and forgot to collect it.

I never realized that lots of people pee in the shower until I was in my 30's and heard Buddy Hackett say, "Bob Newhart is such a nice guy that he'll step out of the shower to take a piss." My thought was that I was never going to let Buddy Hackett use my shower.

Wouldn't it be better to post this in the women's section along with the client's name rather than posting a pointless gripe post here? Originally Posted by npita

Just wait. It will get better I promise.

It wont be long and we'll have our first "Don't shit at a providers incall thread".

That ones a classic that hits every couple of years.

Oh freaking sweet. Hey guys looky here we've got a live one! You are coming along just in time my friend. I was so starting to get bored. Saddle up y'all. Here we go again! Yeeeehaw Lets see what u got cowboy. Originally Posted by LovingKAYLA

Oh shit...

You read my mind. I read the thread when it only had a couple of replies. I was waiting to see if anyone had noticed her subtle hint. After 30+ posts and no one asking the question, I was beginning to think I was the only one with the twisted curiosity. Thanks for letting me know I am not alone . Originally Posted by Matador

Morbid fascinations, gotta love it You are not alone my friend, sick minds think alike

As far as I know urine is 98% water. The guy shoulda just pissed in the damn shower. It all ends up in the ocean in the end anyway. Kayla you haven't seen men be filthy and gross as well as strange until you have spent some time in the field with some REAL Marines. I'll spare everybody the dirty details. Suffice it to say that a water bottle full of urine wouldn't even be worth talking about. Start another wash your ass thread along with some advice on what to do with a person's metabolic waste. We all could use a "mother hen" around here.

Ya you've done it. I know it, you know it and now every other provider knows it. No big deal. However..... Taking the water bottle given to you to drink out of and filling it up with your pee and LEAVING it on the tub for me to knock over and drinch myself with IN FRONT OF A CLIENT is just not cool dude.


Oh and the soap dish in the shower is meant for soap not ANYTHING else. Originally Posted by LovingKAYLA

That's gross!

Kayla! You're kidding right? I can't believe that anyone would~ok! verrry verrry few people would do something so despicable. And no I would not pee in your or any other providers shower. My shower yes, but only in emergencies... ok ok maybe a little more often than I'd like to say So I should assume that he won't be coming by for a massage in the future... Actually he should be tared and feathered!!!! Who is this indespicable guy???

As far as I know urine is 98% water. The guy shoulda just pissed in the damn shower. It all ends up in the ocean in the end anyway. Kayla you haven't seen men be filthy and gross as well as strange until you have spent some time in the field with some REAL Marines. I'll spare everybody the dirty details. Suffice it to say that a water bottle full of urine wouldn't even be worth talking about. Start another wash your ass thread along with some advice on what to do with a person's metabolic waste. We all could use a "mother hen" around here. Originally Posted by cantiflas

Yeah I've heard some shower stories where it's a good idea too get footwear than has a little extra sole. Those dark floating things that come down through the stalls can make you do the two step real quick

Originally Posted by npita
Wouldn't it be better to post this in the women's section along with the client's name rather than posting a pointless gripe post here?

lmao.....a "pointless gripe post".....i'd think it over before i got in a "pissing match" with Kayla....please pardon the expression.

After years of knowing Kayla without ever meeting her(my loss). Let me update my "Before You See Kayla" checklist.
1. Shave my groin and balls and maybe my ass.
2. Wash my ass thoroughly with a brillo pad and lye soap.
3. Wash my foreskin so as not to have any not so normal smells or tastes.
4. If I do #2, don't leave a dook in the bowl.
5. In reference to #4, if I flush offending dooky, make sure not to leave skid marks in the bowl.
6. In reference to #5, if I do leave skid marks in said bowl, don't use her nice towels to wipe it out.
7. In reference to #s 4,5,6. Make sure dooky don't stink and /or leave an offending odor.
8. Wipe the seat because even though men can't aim, they still dribble and can wipe.
9. In reference to #s 6 and 8. Once again do not use her good towels to wipe the seat.

and now #10 - When using the Lovely Kayla's shower, enjoying a bottled water supplied by my host, do not pee in the bottle and leave it on the side or tub or sink, especially without the lid on it.

ps. Soap is for washing, please don't tell me what he did with the soap. Unless he hollowed it out and pinched a dooky inside it for a future suprise...That would be funny.

lmao.....a "pointless gripe post".....i'd think it over before i got in a "pissing match" with Kayla....please pardon the expression. Originally Posted by uncle buck 50

I'd rather not see the discussion section in eccie end up like the one on aspd. She's welcome to step in it though.