Three "Big Dick" Comments - One Weekend

Ok, well I will break it down for the gents then (big could mean length or girth BTW).

If you could use a finger cot as a condom, your dick is small.

If a regular sized condom fits comfortably, your dick is average.

If a regular sized condom fits but is snug, your dick is a little above average.

If you have to wear a magnum (I mean REALLY have wear one, not wear one because your ego tells you that you need to) then your dick is big.

If you have to wear a magnum XL (again, REALLY have to wear one) then you have a freaking schlong that will make many women love it and just as many fear it.

If your dick is too big to fit into any type of condom at all, then you need Jesus and should just forget the real world and do porn.

How's that?

Meg

p.s. a regular sized condom will actually fit over the average woman's forearm. So trust me....we know our dicks! hehe

Ok, I saw 3 girls this past weekend and all 3 said I had a large package. Of course, I took this with a grain of salt, but I couldn't help but wonder: is this a common way for girls to flatter clients? Does it work?

Be honest girls...

and dudes...have you heard this one before? Originally Posted by xspotsthemark

Dude, sometimes when a girl says "you're a big dick!", she's talking about your personality, not your package.

LOL... j/k.

I hear that a lot also. "You have a big dick!"

then it's usually followed by "compared to a mouse."

I'm always amazed at how many guys are so obsessed with dick size. Wonder what that says about the fragility of their egos?

Lol anyone remember Mad TV? The guy who plays stuart goes to a bar and these ladies are hitting on him, then he reveals how long he is.

He was playing some quiz game, and he answered a question whats the average size of a penis, he said 12 inches or something like that...

Lol needless to say it was a funny clip.

Could he have been acting like a big dick and got confused with having a big dick?

So just how big is your cock?


Call me...let's do lunch

So just how big is your cock?


Call me...let's do lunch Originally Posted by berkleigh

3" ......


Interested? I'm hungry.......

So just how big is your cock?


Call me...let's do lunch Originally Posted by berkleigh

Well, lets just say its far safer for me to get a hard on when I am sititng down. The loss of blood to the big brain tends to make me dizzy.

3" ......


Interested? I'm hungry....... Originally Posted by cheatercheater

Sorry I just lost my appetite!

Mmm. Berkleigh's ass sho izz purty in that avatar, there.

Hopefully, they were just admiring your package. I try to find a place of pleasure on it before bbbj. Tease it, smack it on my tits n face.

As for the big cocks go they can be overrated. Not All so do not take it personally. Being tall, flexible and enthusiastic allow my tight kitty to have fun.
Big cocks are fun for tittie f*cking too.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"Cute, but can you breath through it?"

Sorry I just lost my appetite! Originally Posted by berkleigh

Could I talk you in to a mid afternoon snack? hehe

I did some internet research and found this:

http://www.mraverage.com/results.htm

That way every guy can get an idea as to which "percentile" he measures up to.