This is why you should read the whole post. In the big pink font, it is quite clear to me that Dez was trying to inject some humor into some of your seemingly bitter lives...
...and not actually retiring (in case you still didn't understand the OP). Originally Posted by nushi
I think most people understand she was not trying to inject humor and simply advertising.
I wonder if she would use the pics of herself being Barebacked and Creampied that are being passed around to advertise with if the board allowed for it? Some say it makes the phones ring pretty loud...