Thinking of a name change

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Russki Den Mother
I'm not old enough for that title. Well maybe in hooker years I am!

Madam Cleopatra... That could be a lot of fun.

I can see it now 1 800 call Cleo

Sponge Bob Thunder Pants?
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Spongeworthy
Clitopatra
Zepp
Sponge Betty No Pants

We will discuss this next week
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Thats actually a funny mental vision, so Im sure in person it was hilarious


Okay, funny or stupid story time...

I was heading up to my other incall & had NO idea a male would be present when I arrived(we were just moving in). I just thought my roomate was there. Anywho, I was not feeling well that day, so I put on a grey robe, hair all messed up, wearing some grey bootie looking things on my feet, looking ngarly as all get out, with a shit ton of kinky bdsm toys (dildos etc etc) loaded up in my car, to take to the other place. I told my roomate I was in my dude costume, on the phone. I don't think she took me seriously.

Anywho... To my suprise, there was a nice gentleman helping mount our flat screen when I walked in with my dude costume on and a bunch of cocks and bdsm equipment in tow.

I was quite mortified but my roomate thought it was great!
Needless to say I was in need of a few white russions. Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi
About that hand job. Hmmm... Throw some more out there. Best name wins a hj, but you better be a Johnny Come Quickly!! Judging will commense tomorrow!
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  • Loxly
  • 02-06-2014, 04:07 PM
Seems to be a russian theme going on:

Svetglanda Rochacockoff?
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About that hand job. Hmmm... Throw some more out there. Best name wins a hj, but you better be a Johnny Come Quickly!! Judging will commense tomorrow! Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi
Cant think of a name for you yet but picturing a double hj/cim combo we can call it the beating the sheriff and waiting on the deputies...special
Ms. Amor fatale
Okay, funny or stupid story time...

I was heading up to my other incall & had NO idea a male would be present when I arrived(we were just moving in). I just thought my roomate was there. Anywho, I was not feeling well that day, so I put on a grey robe, hair all messed up, wearing some grey bootie looking things on my feet, looking ngarly as all get out, with a shit ton of kinky bdsm toys (dildos etc etc) loaded up in my car, to take to the other place. I told my roomate I was in my dude costume, on the phone. I don't think she took me seriously.

Anywho... To my suprise, there was a nice gentleman helping mount our flat screen when I walked in with my dude costume on and a bunch of cocks and bdsm equipment in tow.

I was quite mortified but my roomate thought it was great!
Needless to say I was in need of a few white russions. Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi
You neglected to mention that you were *only* wearing a robe up top. No shirt, not even a bra. Boobage everywhere. It was awesome.
LINUS: How about “Supermouth”? Originally Posted by cinnamonshark
Wait, we're talking about me now?
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