Dental Disasters, Facial Scaring, Acne, Wigs, Hair Extensions, Nasty Moles, Big Ass Hemorrhoids, Genital Warts, Hairy Ass Crack, Feet That look More Like Hooves, Mismatched Tits, 180lbs. not 145lbs., 39 not 29…last but not least Vagina Blubber

What tha Hell does vaginal blubber mean and do I even wanna picture garage sell boobsLmfao
Sure you laugh now. Just picture SL doing the wild thing and unleashing the SLAMDANGO® and suddenly I look like an Indian that just scalped someone. I let out an Indian war scream... couldn't think of any other way to play it off! She wasn't real happy either! Originally Posted by Still Looking
lmdao I snorted I laughed so hard lol
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Oh SL, you're so good at this! Originally Posted by Claire She Blows
Thank you My Sybian Princess!
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I think you forgot: Yeast / Fungus Infection - yogurt on the sides Originally Posted by fun2come
See that's what we want to refrain from using. This might get the provider upset. Instead we use:

Diary Bonanza or Yoplait Sampler

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"Feet That look More Like Hooves: Little Monster Nightmare"


LMAO that's some funny shit!!


on a serious note, I do see what you're trying to say. there have been a few times where I have been a little disappointed and wished I could have warned, especially when it comes to dental hygiene.
As far as feet go, if she has pretty feet that is always one of the first things I mention in the "Physical Description" part of the review. If I don't mention anything about her feet in that or description or activities sections that means I was not impressed, and since I don't have anything nice to say I don't say anything. Originally Posted by Little Monster
I let the pictures do the talking. When ever possible I take a picture of their feet. All four if I have the time!





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What tha Hell does vaginal blubber mean and do I even wanna picture garage sell boobsLmfao Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
Words of Wisdom right there.... never... no matter how good a deal you might get "EVER" buy breast implants at a garage sale!

PS: You sure are one pretty young lady!
Now Scarlett... Sasquatch is a not so a nice term. Read What I posted! Originally Posted by Still Looking
Sasquatch- mythical creature? Has a nice ring to it, ey?
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Sasquatch- mythical creature? Has a nice ring to it, ey? Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi
Mythical? Have you browsed the Houston Show Cases?
I think you forgot: Yeast / Fungus Infection - yogurt on the sides Originally Posted by fun2come

Gee, thanks! You just made me throw my yogurt & cottage cheese breakfast away!
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was that your 2nd helping?
was that your 2nd helping? Originally Posted by fun2come
No, it was my third. The second one got barfed back up after I read your post.
Words of Wisdom right there.... never... no matter how good a deal you might get "EVER" buy breast implants at a garage sale!

PS: You sure are one pretty young lady!


 Originally Posted by Still Looking

Lmfao really I bought mine at the doctor lol... Or buy them off craigslist lol... Thanks sweetheart
Why say vaginal blubber when we have the great acronym F.U.P.A Fat.Upper.Pussy.Area
Pronounced foo-pah
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Lmfao really I bought mine at the doctor lol... Or buy them off craigslist lol... Thanks sweetheart Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
And it shows!
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Daaaaaammmmnnnnn *Smokey from Friday voice* lmfao.


No... but I met a few that had flappers so big they could fall off a building and parachute down safely!

Originally Posted by Still Looking