Owner of a lonely heart

Precisely, vernacular relates to how an individual SPEAKS and the words they choose to say. I am directing my comments to your TYPING. Your printed word, your grammar usage. Now please correct me if I am mistaken, but Faulkner - or "ole Willie", as you so candidly reference him as - did not tarnish the English language with bullshit and justify it as "southern".

Now, since you seem to understand google and the copy/paste function of your keyboard please allow me to elaborate further:

Vernacular:

the language or dialect spoken by the ordinary people in a particular country or region.

I stand by my comment, your "grammatical tsunami" is an eyesore.

Ignore. Originally Posted by klovve

Ah'll let the literary werld know then thet Faulkner wrote in the grammatical 'sted o' tha vernacular.

ver·nac·u·lar adjective \və(r)-ˈna-kyə-lər\
1 a : using a language or dialect native to a region or country rather than a literary, cultured, or foreign language
b : of, relating to, or being a nonstandard language or dialect of a place, region, or country
c : of, relating to, or being the normal spoken form of a language Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst

Precisely, vernacular relates to how an individual SPEAKS and the words they choose to say. I am directing my comments to your TYPING. Your printed word, your grammar usage. Now please correct me if I am mistaken, but Faulkner - or "ole Willie", as you so candidly reference him as - did not tarnish the English language with bullshit and justify it as "southern".

Now, since you seem to understand google and the copy/paste function of your keyboard please allow me to elaborate further:

Vernacular:

the language or dialect spoken by the ordinary people in a particular country or region.

I stand by my comment, your "grammatical tsunami" is an eyesore.

Ignore. Originally Posted by klovve

Well, sugar-rectum, yew can insist thet vernacular is limited only ta spoken language, and Ah'll rely on Merriam-Webster's opinyun thet omits specific limitashuns on tha term ta spoken language only.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/vernacular
Ah don't blame yew. Jus' like Alanis Morrissette din't really know the daffynishun o' "ironic" Ah see it as a failure of our publick skools an' we culd change all thet if'n we allowed fer more private charter schools an' school vouchers tha way me and my ol' buddy Guv'nor Goodhair keep a tryin' ta git through tha lege.
Yew kin ignore meh, but if'n yore so shure yer right, ya oughta let Merriam-Webster know. They might pay yew a consultant's fee 'r sumpin' fer helpin' them put out a better product.

Typing that grammatical tsunami must have taken forever! Dedication, I admire that Originally Posted by klovve

Lol

Well, shoot me in the foot.

(this one might be a keeper, Miss Mynx) Originally Posted by JohnnyYanks

You are correct! But I'll stop before someone here accuses me of "slander!"

What DD has for himself is an idiolect.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiolect

In linguistics, an idiolect is a variety of language that is unique to a person, as manifested by the patterns of vocabulary, grammar, and pronunciation that they use. Conceptually, the language production of each person, the idiolect, is unique; linguists disagree what underlying knowledge of a language, or of a given dialect, is shared among the speakers.


Ahhh, kids today with thier fancy talk.

Watch it, feller, 'r Ah'll sue ya fer daffynishun o' character!

^^ thank you for that, junkweed

Now, where are the rest of the sex stories?! Don't be shy

Here is my valentines day story. It was when I was in college. I was dating a girl who lived in Austin. I went to school in San Antonio. We made plans to meet at the outlet mall in San Marcos and eat a late night dinner at Lone Star Cafe. Classy, I know. We met in parking lot and I remember how foggy it was. We were still in that initial honeymoon phase and spent most of our time together fucking as much as possible. Well when we saw each we started macking hard in the front seat. She was wearing a dress with panty hose and I recall how wet she was even through the panty hose. I literally tore the hose apart and pulled her panties off. She hopped over to my side, pulled my pants down and hopped on my dick. She rode me until I finished. We looked around and the parking lot was literally empty. We fucked so long the restaurant closed and workers were gone. I always wondered what those workers saw. The fog certainly helped and added to the ambiance of the night. As we kissed good bye, she gave me her soaked panties as a gift.

As for DD, K-lovve don't bother. You aren't the jackass whisperer.

As for DD, K-lovve don't bother. You aren't the jackass whisperer. Originally Posted by abraves

Ah do believe Ah've bin calledt a jackass! Mods! Are yew gonna issue abraves enny points fer insultin' tha Looo'tinent Guv'nor o' tha great state o' Tejas 'r are ya gonna act like Obama an' let thangs go ta hell inna handbasket?!?!?

Here is my valentines day story.

As we kissed good bye, she gave me her soaked panties as a gift. Originally Posted by abraves

Wet panties only count if you can thrown them up against a wall and have them stick. Anything else is just college girl lust.

I have not been an VD Date in almost 20 years, I refuse to participate in a Commercialized Holiday..I do not how me spending money will garner more 'love' from my partner.. fuking hokey bull shit to me

DD:

One should fuck the pussy not fuck with the pussy.

just saying....

I have never given away panties. I'm certain a few pairs have been smuggled away by various lovers (thieves!) but I have never knowingly given a pair away. What a prude!

Happy VD everyone, play safe hehe..

My best Valentine's Day was spent scuba diving in Aruba, followed by a dinner for two on the beach at sunset. Trite, perhaps, but memorable. And oh yes, the night was memorable too.