You know you're a dirty old man when...

No truer words from our foremost Dirty Old Man Member LOL!

I know I'm a dirty old man because:

- I love it when my legal age step-daughter (of a few years) brings over her female friends during the summer, 1/2 naked (it seems) and they run around the house like I'm not there and don't see them.

- I'm the unassuming gent @ the SC's that always tip the waitress well and dancers on stage, and then when I get a private dances and they first start to rub me, immediately say "looks like somebody wants to come out and play", and I always have the $ and covers ready to do so (and when younger, didn't always think about the "end game" requirements). I'm lucky there I guess - can probably count the times in a SC over the 30 plus years where I haven't had sex with somebody there...

- Have to think about my response in an elevator when a pretty lady enters, smiles at me and asks (perhaps innocently enough) "going down?". Although I failed last time, and said "only if I'm real lucky". Good for me that she just had a big laughed and didn't try and call the police or kick me you-know-where. Much to my surprise, she was close enough to give me a hug on the way out (she works near my facility - I've seen her many times over the years); horny enough to almost ask her if she wanted to go back up to my car and have some fun and games...

- How I can make almost any conversation/statement from a woman sexual in my mind (still, after all these years). Only time on the planet has given me the ability (now) to not always act on it, and realize where I am...

- And being in training for this "title" all my frickin' life...

I wouldn't necessarily consider this "dirty", per se...more along the lines of "curiosity", heh!

You know how Soccer moms always have those decals on the back back glass of their Soccer Mom rigs, acknowledging their kids accomplishments..?

Like, you'll see,

Lisa
Varsity Pep Squad

on the back glass...
Or it'll say, Cheerleader, Swim Team, or whatever...

Well how many of you, take a peek, in passing, to see what Lisa looks like?


Sick bastaads!

Me neither. heh.

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Perhaps I should have used the term "old fucker" instead of "dirty old man".