Is it penis ADD or something else?

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Hijacking my threAD to pimp some girls. WTF?! Originally Posted by Claire She Blows
So, is it penis ADD - "look! Something shiny!"

Actually Claire it's on point. It would seem the answer is "shiny". LOL Also commonly known as "Pretty Face / D Cup Syndrome"

It's hard to believe guys could pass on local southern girls?

Oh boy. I can't see what you posted, but I have got the Monkey Shit Shields at the ready. I love it when you speak Scarlett, SL.

Btw, have you seen my tiara?!
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Oh boy. I can't see what you posted, but I have got the Monkey Shit Shields at the ready. I love it when you speak Scarlett, SL.

Btw, have you seen my tiara?! Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi
I know your thinking diamond encrusted in platinum but something tells me you might get the DavidDoucheHurst version from this group. The top cut off a coffee can wrapped in aluminum foil. You know how red necks love shiny things that look like bass boats or fishing lures.

P.S.
Clair, a very nice person suggested that I should meet you. How about lunch sometime? Originally Posted by douglas_m
This opinionated cunt would love to make your acquaintance! PM me please
So, is it penis ADD - "look! Something shiny!"

Actually Claire it's on point. It would seem the answer is "shiny". LOL Also commonly known as "Pretty Face / D Cup Syndrome"

It's hard to believe guys could pass on local southern girls?

Originally Posted by Still Looking
Some fool stole my buggy at the piggly wiggly!
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Some fool stole my buggy at the piggly wiggly! Originally Posted by Claire She Blows
Nobody has taken care of more piggly wiggly's that Claire and Scarlett!
Nobody has taken care of more piggly wiggly's that Claire and Scarlett! Originally Posted by Still Looking
So what are you trying to say, SL?!?
I don't know you but from reading your entertaining posts you are enjoyably intelligent.

From reading your positive reviews you are quite good at providing as well. One of the best milf providers I've read about on Eccie anyway.

Being as sharp as you are you've already answered your own question right off which means you knew the answer before going on the offensive publicly.

Being aggressively opinionated always alienates customers in any market especially this one. It's great in the board room but not so much in the bedroom.

Could also be smart shoppers simply decide to opt out for younger more competitively priced options also with great reviews plus face shots. That's not penile ADD.

There are a great many of these other options in provider ads who don't dominate the boards or start pussy mafias.

There are also far better options away from Eccie where I've done most of my GF shopping. I don't mean BP either.

This is basic smart buyer's choice 101 which has nothing to do with you personally.

I bet you're worth every penny but when there are so many other more competitive options on the market why wouldn't you expect your dilemma to be the norm?

Even if every provider on Eccie unites and raises her rates to cut down on competition smart guys will simply shop elsewhere.

The pussy mafia has no impact on the real market where many girls are more fit, younger and more competitively priced than Eccie.

I do enjoy reading your wonderful posts. You know what you want and won't settle for less. I respect that.

Remember often the price to pay for pricing high is not getting paid the price.

In a tough economy we have a responsibility to shop around and opt out if we find a better option.
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So what are you trying to say, SL?!? Originally Posted by Claire She Blows
I'm just giving credit where credit is due!
I don't know you but from reading your entertaining posts you clearly are enjoyably intelligent.

From reading your positive reviews you clearly are quite good at providing as well. One of the best milf providers I've read about on Eccie anyway.

Being as sharp as you are you've answered your own question right off which means you already knew the answer before going on the offensive publicly.

Being aggressively opinionated always alienates customers in any market especially this one. It's great in the board room but not so much in the bedroom.

Could also be smart shoppers simply decide to opt out for younger more competitively priced options also with great reviews plus face shots. That's not penile ADD.

There are a great many of these other options in provider ads who don't dominate the boards or start pussy mafias.

There are also far better options away from Eccie where I've done most of my GF shopping. I don't mean BP either.

This is basic smart buyer's choice 101 which has nothing to do with you personally.

I bet you're worth every penny but when there are so many other more competitive options on the market why wouldn't you expect your dilemma to be the norm?

Even if every provider on Eccie raises her rates to cut down the competition smart guys will simply shop elsewhere.

The pussy mafia has no impact on the real market where many girls are fit, young and competitively priced.

I do enjoy reading your wonderful posts. You know what you want and won't settle for less. I respect that.

Remember often the price to pay for pricing high is not getting paid the price.

In a tough economy we have a responsibility to shop around and opt out if we find a better option. Originally Posted by Listener
I've said it before, but apparently I need to reiterate: I'm not hurting for business. I would be posting real ads and specials if I were, don't you think?

As for face pics - once a gentleman is screened, he gets a VIDEO of me. And trust me, they're never disappointed. I may not have a perfect body, but I do have a pretty nice face. And that combined with my legendary skills - I'm well worth my asking price. I haven't raised my rates in over a year, nor do I intend to.

The guys who want younger, cheaper, perfect bodies - great! There are plenty to choose from! This entire hobby is about VARIETY. Not everyone will choose me, and thank fucking god, because I'd rather keep my jaw intact
I've said it before, but apparently I need to reiterate: I'm not hurting for business. I would be posting real ads and specials if I were, don't you think?

As for face pics - once a gentleman is screened, he gets a VIDEO of me. And trust me, they're never disappointed. I may not have a perfect body, but I do have a pretty nice face. And that combined with my legendary skills - I'm well worth my asking price. I haven't raised my rates in over a year, nor do I intend to.

The guys who want younger, cheaper, perfect bodies - great! There are plenty to choose from! This entire hobby is about VARIETY. Not everyone will choose me, and thank fucking god, because I'd rather keep my jaw intact Originally Posted by Claire She Blows
I never implied that you were hurting for business but it was you who posted this thread seeking answers as to why guys were canceling your appts. and booking elsewhere.

I merely stepped out of the shadows and responded to your very loud public plea for feedback.

If I misread your intent behind starting this thread then my bad as they say.

Perhaps you were just venting or publicly calling out potential customers rather than actually wanting truthful non biased opinions.

Based upon your reviews no one can doubt your looks or talent. I bet you're as busy as you choose to be.

I'm certainly not here to get on the pussy mafia's bad side regardless of the fact that you're priced outside my monthly allotted hobby budget.
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I never implied that you were hurting for business but it was you who posted this thread seeking answers as to why guys were canceling your appts. and booking elsewhere.

I merely stepped out of the shadows and responded to your very loud public plea for feedback.

If I misread your intent behind starting this thread then my bad as they say.

Perhaps you were just venting or publicly calling out potential customers rather than actually wanting truthful non biased opinions.

Based upon your reviews no one can doubt your looks or talent. I bet you're as busy as you choose to be.

I'm certainly not here to get on the pussy mafia's bad side regardless of the fact that you're priced outside my monthly allotted hobby budget. Originally Posted by Listener
Not bad for only being here FOUR DAYS!
Not bad for only being here FOUR DAYS! Originally Posted by Still Looking
New to Eccie but certainly not a newbie lol. I typically walk very softly and carry a big stick. Hopefully I never trip and end up with a stick up my ass.

Now if the talented Miss Claire were to administer that punishment for a price we could agree upon then perhaps I'd enjoy it
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... I haven't raised my rates in over a year, nor do I intend to. ... Originally Posted by Claire She Blows
I have not increased mine either (for over a year, actually since I joined) nor do I intend to.

Now that interestingly enough makes me cheap bastard !
Give me a bottle if gin I'm yours till its gone.