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A few random ideas

Blind date (session) hookups - people can suggest a provider /client hook up date. You have to sign up to be in, and then BOTH sides report back after the session to the board, not the standard review. Can't see anyone you have seen before. Standard rates apply.

Client review thread - providers give reviews

Asshole / Bitch of the week thread
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Oh I had to scroll back up to see what the OP's original topic was.

Luckily we are fucking right on topic this time.

Hi bojulay...

Oh it's all Warm and Fuzzy now...
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A few random ideas

Blind date (session) hookups - people can suggest a provider /client hook up date. You have to sign up to be in, and then BOTH sides report back after the session to the board, not the standard review. Can't see anyone you have seen before. Standard rates apply.

Client review thread - providers give reviews

Asshole / Bitch of the week thread Originally Posted by Gentlemen Rendezvous

Can we please mix in the "glory hole" element that they are talking about on this other thread?

Can we please mix in the "glory hole" element that they are talking about on this other thread?

Originally Posted by muffin101
And don't forget Bliss' hairy pussy video.....but let's skip the NBA crap...that's getting old.
Jarvis,

I almost started cussing out EN with no further follow up posts onto this thread, cuz I thought it was gonna be funny.

Held myself back.....

Still scared of EN here, Jarvis

Don't think EN's a newbie either.

More like he murders newbies on this board with his keyboard. Originally Posted by muffin101
Is this him?

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LOL! You have to put a number on it....1 to 10. Don't be shy Originally Posted by Jarvis
E=MC squared
you know what this thread is missing?


taint.


true story.
E=MC squared Originally Posted by bojulay
Don't drag the creationist thread into here!
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And don't forget Bliss' hairy pussy video.....but let's skip the NBA crap...that's getting old. Originally Posted by Jarvis

So so,

Muffin will be on the receiving end of the mysterious hole and streaming Bliss' hairy pussy video.

The other provider will throw a fit cuz she saw muffin walk into the box. She leaves at this point...

So the provider's pimp, not wanting to waste the already set up appointment and dough from the BnG.....reluctantly walks into the giving booth and walks out 5 minutes later all pissed.

But with a mouthful and some extra dough that he's... for once in his life, earned all by himself.
muffin101's Avatar
you know what this thread is missing?


taint.


true story. Originally Posted by mojo34

mojo34,

you just called out to the spirit of pyramider
So so,

Muffin will be on the receiving end of the mysterious hole and streaming Bliss' hairy pussy video.

The other provider will throw a fit cuz she saw muffin walk into the box. She leaves at this point...

So the provider's pimp, not wanting to waste the already set up appointment and dough from the BnG.....reluctantly walks into the giving booth and walks out 5 minutes later all pissed.

But with a mouthful and some extra dough that he's... for once in his life, earned all by himself. Originally Posted by muffin101
and they all lived happily ever after... warm and fuzzy style. The End.
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Oh,

Somehow hijacked this into the OP's other thread, We have!
Better yet, a thread saying:
Her PIMP says she can only BBFS white dudes now, cause ever since she got his "brand" tat'ed on her and she kicked that "forbidden topic" habit, he's taking her to the courtesan level...


Don't forget to spay or neuter your pets please. Originally Posted by riday
My WK'ing PIMP Muffin said I can only do BBFS with Purple people now, cuz ever since I got the doughnut tattooed on my forehead and I gave up my red bull habit... Only purple people will sleep with me. :/


Yeah, I've been havin' Wulf_Princess withdrawals, too.

Ahhh, the good ol' days.... Originally Posted by eccienewbie
I somewhat do too lol

dude, you don't rank even a 3 on the incendiary scale.

Try harder.

MUCH harder.

Pro tip: don't announce that you're actually TRYING to start shit. Just do it. If you're any good at it, the intent will become clear enough in due time. ijs Originally Posted by eccienewbie
Someone announce that they are starting shit with someone so I can be entertained.

Jarvis,

I almost started cussing out EN with no further follow up posts onto this thread, cuz I thought it was gonna be funny. Originally Posted by muffin101
I would love to see that!

you know what this thread is missing?


taint.


true story. Originally Posted by mojo34
And pyramider comes in disguised as mojo!

and they all lived happily ever after... warm and fuzzy style. The End. Originally Posted by Jarvis
Warm & fuzzy! Fuck yeah!

Oh,

Somehow hijacked this into the OP's other thread, We have! Originally Posted by muffin101
Hijack away my friends!


Okay end of my response...
dude, you don't rank even a 3 on the incendiary scale.

Try harder.

MUCH harder.

Pro tip: don't announce that you're actually TRYING to start shit. Just do it. If you're any good at it, the intent will become clear enough in due time. ijs Originally Posted by eccienewbie
Bro, I do me. But if you took the time to rate me a 3, that lets me know you're thinkin about ya Boy. So thanks for the heads up.
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Bro, I do me. But if you took the time to rate me a 3, that lets me know you're thinkin about ya Boy. So thanks for the heads up. Originally Posted by str8.2.bbbj
Wooo,

Muffin gets a big tub of popcorn for Jarvis, JP, bojulay, mojo34 and sits down at the corner with a Snickers icecream.

Hey I know I'm editing this but this totally just came to me.... Do yal wanna go see RoboCop? like in RL??