BBW'S, OLD PROVIDERS, TS'S and JUST UGLY GIRLS

Annef 40 130 LBS. $250 per hour
Aphrodite 50 Curvy $200 per hour but has a $160 special
Austintatious Lilly 45 Athletic $300 per hour
Britttany Love 25 BBW $150 per hour
BrownSugarBaby 21 Curvy $300 per hour
FancyInHeels 53 BBW $200 per hour
GingerLoveLace 33 Above Average $200 per hour
JennsLolli 29 Curvy $240
Leslie Lane. 30? Super Model FBSM Only $200 per hour
Kit-4-Kat 46 Average $240 per hour
MS Mandi 27. BBW. $189.95 per hour
Mia Christine 32 BBW $90 per hour but NOT FS
Shayla84 28 Curvy $260 per hour BNG: $100 1/2: $130 Hour: $200 Special
Spinner Alley Ray. 25 Slim / Slender $240 per hour Special $220
TS Amber Rose 35 Average $120 per hour
VictoriaLyn. 35 Voluptuous. $199.95 per hour

Gentleman this will be my first SL ThreAD special. The two providers VictoriaLyn and MS Mandi are featured this month. Now many places raise their prices and offer deals. Or they make promised that can't and don't keep. Well NOT here at SL'S BBW, Old Providers, TS'S and Just Ugly Girls threAD. When we say special we mean special!

So for the month of October the following young ladies will have the following specials!

MS Mandi One Hour for the low price of $189.95
VictoriaLyn One Hour for the low price of $199.95

And that's not all... Be one of the first 100 callers and you'll get free "ball washing" Yes bring your tired dull balls in and the girls will buff them up for you. When you leave they will look like they did when you were 18.

So hurry, give the girls a call and say SL sent me... And I want my FREE ball washing!

November we'll have two more specials. Their going to give a free plant to every client. Need your ass waxed and get a free fern. BBBJ and get a free ficus. FSMPC get a cactus. Remember only here at SL'S BBW, Old Providers, TS'S and Just Ugly Girls threAD where we have Low price and always great specials!

Thanks, I've always been honest. I used to call the mole beside my belly button a beauty mark. Until the third week past my first baby's due date, I had such a lovely, slinky torso & flat belly topped off with a prominent Bo Derek-style ribcage. *sigh* I was so shy back then! It's been over 25 years now, so had to get over it. Now it's this "middle-aged middle" I've been hearing about for years and only recently met... I thought it was from baby #4 born on my 44th b-day! (SYNCHRONICITIES ABOUND SURROUNDING THIS EVENT!!)

No, MAM said to watch the sodas, cheese and cookie intake or she's staying put! *biotch*

Again: INVERSION TABLE!!!! Need one ASAP! Will assist in reviving my rep for FUCKING (ppl) TO DEATH!

I hope somebody realizes the incentive value in the above statement. Surely my memory hasn't faded that drastically. *ok, somewhat fishing for compliments here. I had a rough day is all I can say.*

HARDNFAST:
Mmmmmmm You can flirt with me anytime, though I prefer it be in person. Fun times... XoXoX

JENNSLOLLI:
You made me blush! Thank you, Darlin'! A deeply appreciated compliment coming from one of my favorite Slutty Whorebags! (It's my personal term of endearment for the few women I hold dear... If you dislike it, SPANK YOURSELF!) :-P

Despite the irony of the timing which is personal so please pardon the lack of detailed explanation I'm usually guilty of... *ahem*sorry* Baby/Mommy/Life marks - euphamisms heard from gentle-gents - are a small price to pay for the love shared with your children every day.

I like that phrasing and feel it bears repeating neatly...

Mommy Marks are a small price to pay for the love shared with your children every day.

Yeah... :-) Originally Posted by Kit-4-Kat

I have heard these referred to as tiger stripes as well. Thought it sounded better than stretch marks.

I have heard these referred to as tiger stripes as well. Thought it sounded better than stretch marks. Originally Posted by Fletchlives

I don't thinck BBW'S have stretch marks or Tiger Stripes!

SL, with all due respect, I would like to submit a suggested change to the Illustrious Guide to Ass, by SL:

SL'S Provider Classification Schedule
Spinner: 100 rule
Average: 100-140
Curvy: 140-170
Voluptuous: 140-170
Amazon: 170-250 Must take in height (above 5'8")
Small BBW: 170-225 (under 5'4")
BBW: 170-250 (Maybe 275?)
Whoa: 250(275?)-325
WTF: 325+

SL, with all due respect, I would like to submit a suggested change to the Illustrious Guide to Ass, by SL:

SL'S Provider Classification Schedule
Spinner: 100 rule
Average: 100-140
Curvy: 140-170
Voluptuous: 140-170
Amazon: 170-250 Must take in height (above 5'8")
Small BBW: 170-225 (under 5'4")
BBW: 170-250 (Maybe 275?)
Whoa: 250(275?)-325
WTF: 325+ Originally Posted by Lil' Tex

I like it!

Annef 40 130 LBS. $250 per hour
Aphrodite 50 Curvy $200 per hour but has a $160 special
Austintatious Lilly 45 Athletic $300 per hour
Britttany Love 25 BBW $150 per hour
BrownSugarBaby 21 Curvy $300 per hour
FancyInHeels 53 BBW $200 per hour
GingerLoveLace 33 Above Average $200 per hour
JennsLolli 29 Curvy $240
Leslie Lane. 30? Super Model FBSM Only $200 per hour
Kit-4-Kat 46 Average $240 per hour
MS Mandi 27. BBW. $189.95 per hour
Mia Christine 32 BBW $90 per hour but NOT FS
Shayla84 28 Curvy $260 per hour BNG: $100 1/2: $130 Hour: $200 Special
Spinner Alley Ray. 25 Slim / Slender $240 per hour Special $220
TS Amber Rose 35 Average $120 per hour
VictoriaLyn. 35 Voluptuous. $199.95 per hour

Gentleman this will be my first SL ThreAD special. The two providers VictoriaLyn and MS Mandi are featured this month. Now many places raise their prices and offer deals. Or they make promised that can't and don't keep. Well NOT here at SL'S BBW, Old Providers, TS'S and Just Ugly Girls threAD. When we say special we mean special!

So for the month of October the following young ladies will have the following specials!

MS Mandi One Hour for the low price of $189.95
VictoriaLyn One Hour for the low price of $199.95

And that's not all... Be one of the first 100 callers and you'll get free "ball washing" Yes bring your tired dull balls in and the girls will buff them up for you. When you leave they will look like they did when you were 18.

So hurry, give the girls a call and say SL sent me... And I want my FREE ball washing!

November we'll have two more specials. Their going to give a free plant to every client. Need your ass waxed and get a free fern. BBBJ and get a free ficus. FSMPC get a cactus. Remember only here at SL'S BBW, Old Providers, TS'S and Just Ugly Girls threAD where we have Low price and always great specials!

Annef 40 130 LBS. $250 per hour
Aphrodite 50 Curvy $200 per hour but has a $160 special
Austintatious Lilly 45 Athletic $300 per hour
Britttany Love 25 BBW $150 per hour
BrownSugarBaby 21 Curvy $300 per hour
FancyInHeels 53 BBW $200 per hour
GingerLoveLace 33 Above Average $200 per hour
JennsLolli 29 Curvy $240
Leslie Lane. 30? Super Model FBSM Only $200 per hour
Kit-4-Kat 46 Average $240 per hour
MS Mandi 27. BBW. $189.95 per hour
Mia Christine 32 BBW $90 per hour but NOT FS
Shayla84 28 Curvy $260 per hour BNG: $100 1/2: $130 Hour: $200 Special
Spinner Alley Ray. 25 Slim / Slender $240 per hour Special $220
TS Amber Rose 35 Average $120 per hour
VictoriaLyn. 35 Voluptuous. $199.95 per hour

Gentleman this will be my first SL ThreAD special. The two providers VictoriaLyn and MS Mandi are featured this month. Now many places raise their prices and offer deals. Or they make promised that can't and don't keep. Well NOT here at SL'S BBW, Old Providers, TS'S and Just Ugly Girls threAD. When we say special we mean special!

So for the month of October the following young ladies will have the following specials!

MS Mandi One Hour for the low price of $189.95
VictoriaLyn One Hour for the low price of $199.95

And that's not all... Be one of the first 100 callers and you'll get free "ball washing" Yes bring your tired dull balls in and the girls will buff them up for you. When you leave they will look like they did when you were 18.

So hurry, give the girls a call and say SL sent me... And I want my FREE ball washing!

November we'll have two more specials. Their going to give a free plant to every client. Need your ass waxed and get a free fern. BBBJ and get a free ficus. FSMPC get a cactus. Remember only here at SL'S BBW, Old Providers, TS'S and Just Ugly Girls threAD where we have Low price and always great specials!

Annef 40 130 LBS. $250 per hour
Aphrodite 50 Curvy $200 per hour but has a $160 special
Austintatious Lilly 45 Athletic $300 per hour
Britttany Love 25 BBW $150 per hour
BrownSugarBaby 21 Curvy $300 per hour
FancyInHeels 53 BBW $200 per hour
GingerLoveLace 33 Above Average $200 per hour
JennsLolli 29 Curvy $240
Leslie Lane. 30? Super Model FBSM Only $200 per hour
Kit-4-Kat 46 Average $240 per hour
MS Mandi 27. BBW. $189.95 per hour
Mia Christine 32 BBW $90 per hour but NOT FS
Shayla84 28 Curvy $260 per hour BNG: $100 1/2: $130 Hour: $200 Special
Spinner Alley Ray. 25 Slim / Slender $240 per hour Special $220
TS Amber Rose 35 Average $120 per hour
VictoriaLyn. 35 Voluptuous. $199.95 per hour

SL--please let this thread die. BB

SL--please let this thread die. BB Originally Posted by BugleBoy

ok

I'd totally do doubles with you VictoriaLyn! =) *blushes*

I'd totally do doubles with you VictoriaLyn! =) *blushes* Originally Posted by brittany1980

Someone needs to learn the rule about bumping old threads.

Someone needs to learn the rule about bumping old threads. Originally Posted by Listener

Rule only applies to reviews

Rule only applies to reviews Originally Posted by VictoriaLyn

I've been out of the picture for too long.