Weirdest Place You Had Sex

Library Restroom at U of H main campus. Originally Posted by HoustonRiley

Me too

In the middle of a traffic jam. Interstate was stopped, had the cb radio on and heard that there was a bad wreck ahead so no one was going anywhere for a while. Next report from the truckers was about 2 people in the back of a Mercury Marquis fucking like rabbits.

Truckers gave us a horn blast for the next 150 miles.

I used to live in Italy. There was a strip club near my house and it always had women from around the world working for a month to 3 months. This kept their rotation always fresh with new girls. I hooked up with a Canadian girl and I took her out around doing tourist stuff on our mutual days off. One night we got a bottle of Cuervo and drank in the small park near the club. There was also a walled cemetery next to the park. Halfway through the bottle we decide to climb the cemetery wall and go walking around. We went into the mausoleum that was there, and inside there was a rolling staircase. Joking around, I told her to get to the top and I would roll the staircase while she waved her hand at an imaginary crowd( like she was royalty). She did, and she also decided to drop her clothes down on me! Then she dared me to get naked as well. How could I say no? After about 10 minutes of drunken laughter and parading around, she climbed down and we made out on a bench. I decided to take it up a notch and dare her to slide into and open casket slot with me. She accepted, and we crawled in to the empty wall slot. We had quite the romp in that place. By the time we left the bottle was empty and it seemed like the place had more cheer. I like to think that the dead that night were quite happy!

15 feet underwater on scuba. Bonaire, July, 1998.

In the car while driving down the interstate

Coming home from a bar on a rainy night, once we got in the neighborhood he said come here..I figured blow job since we did that a thousand times..nope he said crawl up on my lap..haha..I sat on his lap (was wearing skirt no panties all night lol) rocked back and forth and up and down a few times...I was stearing the car,he controlled the petals..the bumps we amazing..and speed bumps in the complex were even better.. when we parked..he basically threw me on the ground right there on the side walk and on all fours fucked me doggy style in tbe rain at 3 am...and YES we heard from a couple neighbors the next morning. Lol. We ended up back in his apartment to finish..in a nice hot shower. It was weird but amazing!

I imagine a prison cell for many people in the States.

I fucked my high school girlfriend in the back of my mom's station wagon while the whole family was coming back from a football game. Dad driving , mom front seat and sisters in the rear seat. We were all the way in the back and it was hot. Needless to say both 17 at the time it didn't last long !!!

In my own bedroom here at home!

Inside the giant heart at the Franklin Institute Science museum was by far the weirdest place I ever had sex. It was a warm May weekday in 1998 and my girlfriend and I took advantage of a moment right then and there. We went at it for a good 5 minutes until we began to hear the next round of field trip kids coming. She got off but I unfortunately did not but she took care of that with some road head through the streets of Philadelphia in a topless Jeep wrangler. Exciting to say the least.

In a middle school bathroom! (AN old middle school was turned into something else but it sounds kinker to say a middle school bathroom)
A Chicago bus
Backseat of a cab

my fave naughty place to do the deed is in old cemetarys!

my fave naughty place to do the deed is in old cemetarys! Originally Posted by DallasRain

I would do it with you in a cemetary, in a freshly dug grave.

When, in 1966, I was working as a DJ for a radio station in the central US. I was on the air, it was sometime after 10pm and she walked into the studio (no one else in the building). She was 18, I was 22. She proceeded to lift her dress and show me she had no panties on. I was voicing commercials and trying to imprint that hot young pussy in my mind while still meeting all the time cues. She walked over and as I starting a tune playing on one of the turntables she walked over to the console, reached down and unzipped my levi's and pulled out my cock. She then proceeded to straddle me as I sat in the chair. Her pussy was quite wet so I slipped into her easily. Needless to say several complete album sides played for my college audiences that night!

Pontoon boat on lake.