THE: Ya Can't Make This Shit Up Repository

AOC on CNN: If I disagree with you, I'm not going to question your allegiance to the country. Calling those who disagree with us un-American is what’s un-American.

AOC on Social Media: The Trump admin is anti-American, un-American and spits on the American flag.

Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

this parrot don't take no stinkin' fifth .. he speak the truth



bahahahahaaaa

Comment from one of ECGs former stripper friends that tagged along on a cattle branding thing.
"Collecting cattle oysters is just like taking nuts off a guy at the club". Yes they were shown how use the cutter for cattle. They are still drinking and giggling.
And bonus comment, I didn't fall off my horse.

2018. While campaigning Gavin Newsom says that if the next Governor of CA doesn't do something to fix the affordability crisis and homelessness issue, that Governor will have been a failure.

Newsom was the next Governor. Both problems have gotten substantially worse during his watch.

Newsom now wants to be President even though by his own standards, he has been a failure as Governor of CA.

JUST IN: NY AG Letitia James, the same woman who openly bragged about weaponizing the justice system against Trump, says she is the victim of a weaponized justice system.

"This is not about me. It's about all of us. And about a justice system which has been weaponized."

"A justice system which has been used as a tool of revenge."

"And a weapon against those individuals who simply did their job and who stood up for the rule of law."

Remarkable.

BREAKING: September inflation comes in lower than expectations again, pushing interest rates lower and sending the stock market soaring.

“Here's the moneyball numbers, year over year, 3%. It's less than the 3.1 we were expecting. So we're seeing interest rates move down and stocks move up.”

The Golden Age.

After 19 Muslim pilots lost their lives on 9/11, Mamdani’s aunt felt uncomfortable riding the subway in her hijab.

Lest we forget that Muslims are the real victims here.

You just can’t make this up.

I meet a mortician at an acquaintance's funeral.
I had heard a rumor so I asked about that.

He admitted that they always tie the shoelaces of the decedent's shoes together, cause if there's ever a zombie apocalypse, it will be amusing, and they won't be able to catch anyone.

Name one country - other than the US - where a foreigner can emigrate, refuse to assimilate, condemn the host country for not catering to the foreign culture, collect welfare, and then call the host country oppressive and intolerant.

Originally Posted by Flair4Drama

We have been importing from the third world for 200 years and still have not become third world.

We have been importing from the third world for 200 years and still have not become third world. Originally Posted by brasil

You will die under sharia law way before the earth is uninhabitable 20 years ago according to Al Gore.

Name one country - other than the US - where a foreigner can emigrate, refuse to assimilate, condemn the host country for not catering to the foreign culture, collect welfare, and then call the host country oppressive and intolerant. Originally Posted by Flair4Drama

Most of Europe.

But that’s OK because eventually that person’s children will assimilate and become valued members of society.

Most of Europe.

But that’s OK because eventually that person’s children will assimilate and become valued members of society. Originally Posted by txdot-guy

That's so true. That's exactly now the welfare system works in the US. I think we're one generation away from nobody being on welfare. HAHAHA