Nobody wants to touch you the only thing I would touch you with is ducktape & even then I don't know if I would disrespect the tape in such a manner... Get over yourself..
Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
From the quarter-pounder queen herself; who offered up $1000 if she could take my anal virginity with big black dildo? Swallow before you speak; it's hard to follow your garbled ranting.
*edit*. To avoid your inevitable confusion due to your proclivity for stuffing your face with anything in reach, I'm talking about your burger, not my dick, your dildo, my ass, the $1000, the tape, your keyboard, my keyboard, food that doesn't belong to you, children, your pride, your own sausages, anyone's tacos, including but not limited to anything not mentioned previously, including the greasy gloat you'll smear all over this thread in a minute for succeeding in attention-whoring your way to a response from me.
*edit2* The community owes Dorothy an apology. Everyone bad mouths how unskilled she is, but you forget that you can append adjectives to that profession (like attention) and claim skillz!