Favorite Witty Quotes

I refuse to disappoint myself!!!!






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Jesus Wept.....
KJV BIBLE
Don't be so humble, you're not that great.

Golda Meir
How to be Successful:
Focus on your own shit!!!!










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Don't make excuses for nasty people. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
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cameltoe101's Avatar
Why are condoms so baggie?
Lady Nancy Astor: If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.

Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.
I'm Awesome!!!!









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It is in the character of very few women to honor without envy a friend who has prospered.
The P treat!





-serenity24


(the P treat is the title of serenitys BP ad)
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"Luxury is not a necessity to me, but beautiful and good things are."

Anais Nin
"Our language is the reflection of ourselves. A language is an exact reflection of the character and growth of its speakers." —Cesar Chavez
"I don't need to know what it is if i know what it AINT!"










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If cows could fly, they wouldn't eat grass.