When will sexymaid69 start collecting her social secuirty?

I see that the quest for the bobble head is as yet unfulfilled. The variety and randomness of the topics touched so far should give an idea of the depth of support for Jinny achieving her goal of a Pistolero bobble head.

I once saw a girl smoke a cigarette with her vajayjay.

AG, was that locally, or in the PI? Plenty of wild stories of legendary vagymnastics from that part of the world.

I picked up a girl in a casino once, we ended up at her place. She started asking me to fuck her with all kinds of things around the apartment. I was much younger, a bit freaked out, but had to go along with it because...well, I'm a man, that's what we do. Although, I was significantly older by the end of the night.

We end up in the fruit category, she goes for an old classic - a banana.
I'm kind of being careful, trying to figure out just what the hell kind of crazy I'm dealing with and how to handle all of this. She decides to take matter into her own hands and damn near started raping herself with this banana.

Suddenly, she starts complaining it hurts. Turns out the banana is not quite as durable a fruit as it can appear, when very drunk....who knew? She's whining more and more that it hurts. I don't remember the details now (yes, we were both drunk, but still- how is that even possible?!?!...but it's true), but she ends up needing me to take her to the ER. We drive her car, both shitfaced, her moaning in the passenger seat with her skirt pulled up, a mangled banana in her vaj, me thinking this cannot be really happening. Then she tells me we can't let her HUSBAND find out. Wtf?!?!...yikes.

We pull up to the ER, Im almost carrying her and I run to get a nurse. I remember getting someone to see her, telling her I'd move the car.
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Then I remembered a valuable spelling lesson. There is no "I in team; but there is no 'we' in "get-away-from-the-crazy-hot-bitch." Dropped the keys at the front And caught a cab back.

The rest of the night was uneventful.

I saw a magician walking down the street once, until he turned into a Starbucks

AG, was that locally, or in the PI? Plenty of wild stories of legendary vagymnastics from that part of the world.
Originally Posted by cabot

Strip club in the Flats in Cleveland called The Circus, circa like 1993

Was she using Newports?

Just wondering.

Was she using Newports?

Just wondering. Originally Posted by sexymaid_69

Goes without saying. Now her cooch has a menthol -freshness about it. Only so much glitter and massengelle can cover up

39 pages! Wonder what tits has to say about this?

Only 15 "Pistolero" pages.......

Wonder what he would say.?

Was she using Newports?

Just wondering. Originally Posted by sexymaid_69

Actually I believe they were Winston's

In Thailand, had the pleasure of attending a "cock" fight. Yeah that's what I thought too. One mongoose, with one nasty looking cobra. Well it was just like a boxing match, mongoose not moving trying to bite the cobra in the neck, cobra showing fangs, spitting at the mongoose. Cobra up and weaving, mongoose back on its hinds claws and teeth showing. Finally the cobra sprung pass the mongoose, bad move, mongoose jumped on the Cobras neck, and chewed right through. One dead cobra.

Cobras are tasty.

Whatever happened to Dave Parker?

I like him as an ex player better than a player. Saw an interview with him not so long ago. Poor guy is fighting Parkinson's. He showed amazing grace, forgiveness, and understanding about the way he was treated in Pittsburgh. Who would have thought he would turn into a class act?
He was always a tremendous talent.