Drunck posting yea i said Drunck

Please tell me yes I would hate to have to dye my hair Blonde and put my stripper heels back on for Wakeup!! Originally Posted by babydollsnow

Tease...

Caught? I was not hiding. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Hahahahahahahahaaha!

Not a single post in a public forum for six days except for your ad, and you're averaging 11 posts a day for almost a year...that's not hiding huh? You want me to tell you how many posts you made in the Powder Room during that time but were to afraid to post in public? Hiding from fallout is what you do best...but Boardman and Wayward missed you so I brought you back...

Hahahahahahahahaaha!

Not a single post in a public forum for six days except for your ad, and you're averaging 11 posts a day for almost a year...that's not hiding huh? You want me to tell you how many posts you made in the Powder Room during that time but were to afraid to post in public? Hiding from fallout is what you do best...but Boardman and Wayward missed you so I brought you back... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

I really must object now.
When this thread began it was all about me.

Disclaimer...I hate you all but.....I will be available till late Wednesday night if you HDH wanna come see me....please no losiers, or appointments that are from stupid Cat avatars!!!


Discounts: all men with big belt buckles will recieve 10 dollars, provided they have shaved pubs!!! Originally Posted by babydollsnow

then Killersalt tried to make it all about him

Boardman, you're shit out of luck! Originally Posted by Killersalt

Only to be successfully cock blocked by NAN:

BDS, I have a lap.. Originally Posted by notanewbie

but not before a somewhat funny hijack by muffbro:

I knew I should of hung around longer....

Who knew it only took a few margaritas to channel your inner Brook Originally Posted by muffbro

Ok, it was actually very funny

Then Carkido, in all his usual charm and grace comes in and derails the entire fucking thread with his senseless babbling,

Excuse me dummy if you would tell me when and where next time maybe I'll show up. Originally Posted by carkido45

Now, I have to post my ass off just to get this thing turned around and BDS thincking about me once again instead of NAN.

Now we're getting somewhere! Originally Posted by boardman

Brooke,
I'm glad to see you are OK. I was beginning to thinck that it was my responsibility to call the authorities and file a missing persons report. I really didn't want to do that cuz husbands are always the prime suspect. Originally Posted by boardman

WTF?
Kicked to the curb just like that.
NAN was smitten as soon as she started talking.

TG looks like we gotta be movin' on, bro.

You sure you didn't get Tanya's number? Originally Posted by boardman

And then you come in here with the same fucking shit that you've posted in humpteen other threads?

WAKEUP! YOU FUCKING COCK BLOCKER!

WAKEUP! YOU FUCKING COCK BLOCKER! Originally Posted by boardman

Whoa...Joanie, that you?

sounds like i missed quite a night!

Whoa...Joanie, that you? Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Just channeling the fucktard, bro!

if i mention this post 1 and 1/2 times can i get 75 cents off?? i need it 2 buy a 20 oz Sam's choice cola to replenish my blood sugar levels after our session is over

I wax. Originally Posted by notanewbie

I wane.

Gotcha BDS chill out dear I was fucking with you

Just channeling the fucktard, bro! Originally Posted by boardman

Be careful, an exorcism may be required.

LMAO!!!!

Memo to me get drunk with BDS.....my pubs are half shaved , can I get a 25 cents off discount.

Im F**kn awesome.....all my threads are 5 star threads!!!

If you mention this thread you will get 50 cents off your next appointment!!! Originally Posted by babydollsnow

What if I shave my ass too? That should be worth a dollar lol

.....my pubs are half shaved , can I get a 25 cents off discount. Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302

Depends...if you shaved only half of this...you don't get a discount...you owe me money...

Depends...if you shaved only half of this...you don't get a discount...you owe me money... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

You owe me money for posting that! Of course...in my present condition...I couldn't tell a Ben from a George....

Wrong, that's just WRONG! Damnit!

Depends...if you shaved only half of this...you don't get a discount...you owe me money...

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

The reply from a "Far Side" universe....


"Robin woke up wondering if she had been in Afghanistan one week too long...."