Hmm... interesting predicament you've managed to get yourself into ztonk.Speaking from experience, are we?
I'd suggest, preferably mid-sentence, that you drop to the carpet, lift your feet, and start dragging your ass around by your hands. When she asks what's wrong; which she probably will; tell her that you've developed an uncontrollable ass-itch and that you thinck you've got worms. Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
Spacemtn...
You really need to be careful about what you ask for. It sounds absolutely hideous to me.