How HARD is it to NOT be lost?

[quote=Fast Gunn;1961721]So that is what the aliens, er, I mean the women are really doing in the ladies room?

Communicating with the mother ship via code?

I always wondered why they always took so damn long in there!

. . . They must be carefully encrypting their secret communications so that men are kept in the dark about their nefarious intentions!



I can believe more guys haven’t picked up on this. I mean we drink beer, we pee like race horses. We never have lines like that in the bathroom? And driving.... come on now, I think they just use the "FORSE!"

Lol :mf_laughboun ce2:

You have a point FG. But to tell the truth, once I decided to head back to Austin, I just all but started to laugh about it! Her loss! It’s the bad experiences that make you realize show special the good ones are!

Today’s AM solicitation from a touring provider:

Hey SL I'm back in town. What to get together?

Did I see you last time you were here?

No, you were busy!

OK, nothings changed! LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking

Lol :mf_laughboun ce2: Originally Posted by JasmineCummings

What I wanted to say was, if I wanted to see someone with a hump, I'd date a camel! But being the gentleman that I am! LOL

She wanted a ride. you should have given her one. You never know what could have been LOL

What I wanted to say was, if I wanted to see someone with a hump, I'd date a camel! But being the gentleman that I am! LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking

She wanted a ride. you should have given her one. You never know what could have been LOL Originally Posted by JasmineCummings

CJ, I don't want to be mean, but I think she was the first generation walking up right in her family! Shrek would run from this hottie! She looked like "Chief" from "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest". A triple bagger! I'm betting she uses raid as deodorant! I was being nice! Trust me! WOW!

[quote=Still Looking;1961829]

So that is what the aliens, er, I mean the women are really doing in the ladies room?

Communicating with the mother ship via code?

I always wondered why they always took so damn long in there!

. . . They must be carefully encrypting their secret communications so that men are kept in the dark about their nefarious intentions!



I can believe more guys haven’t picked up on this. I mean we drink beer, we pee like race horses. We never have lines like that in the bathroom? And driving.... come on now, I think they just use the "FORSE!" Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

Sometimes I think I HAVE a bladder the size of a watermelon. I drink a gallon of water ( LOL not beer :P) a day because I'm so active at the gym. And I'm fast in the women's bathroom. I just pull aside that thong and go. I never understood why women took so damn long in the bathroom.

We all make mistakes. There is always the opportunity for misunderstandings. But how in the hell can you be a business where you need to have someone that needs to come to YOU and NOT know where you are? There is just NOT a good answer for this question! Yet it happens all the time as this thread plainly states!

[quote=alluringava;1962699]

Sometimes I think I HAVE a bladder the size of a watermelon. I drink a gallon of water ( LOL not beer :P) a day because I'm so active at the gym. And I'm fast in the women's bathroom. I just pull aside that thong and go. I never understood why women took so damn long in the bathroom. Originally Posted by Still Looking

could be that they're primping and preening in there????

But how in the hell can you be a business where you need to have someone that needs to come to YOU and NOT know where you are? Originally Posted by Still Looking

Now that is some funny shit there! I may put that in my signature line - dayum funny shit

Now that is some funny shit there! I may put that in my signature line - dayum funny shit
Originally Posted by Louigi

Ridiculous isn't it! You guys think I'm making this up? I'm not! Check this out! The very same provider (Blonde) is coming up from San Antonio to Austin. She is texting me asking where the hotel is. Keep in mind I actually gave her the address! She is lost! So I tell her once you pass the 290 it’s on the left! Her next text: How am I suppose to get off the freeway and go left. You can only get off on the right! I couldn't stop laughing!

Ridiculous isn't it! You guys think I'm making this up? I'm not! Check this out! The very same provider (Blonde) is coming up from San Antonio to Austin. She is texting me asking where the hotel is. Keep in mind I actually gave her the address! She is lost! So I tell her once you pass the 290 it’s on the left! Her next text: How am I suppose to get off the freeway and go left. You can only get off on the right! I couldn't stop laughing!

Originally Posted by Still Looking

if the hotel is on the left, wouldn't you have to get off to the right before you go left?

if the hotel is on the left, wouldn't you have to get off to the right before you go left? Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

Dilbert.... is this your sister? LOL Of coase... you pass the 290 get off at the next exit (All exits are on the right!) Then turn around and come back to the motel which is located on the feeder!

Dilbert.... is this your sister? LOL Of coase... you pass the 290 get off at the next exit (All exits are on the right!) Then turn around and come back to the motel which is located on the feeder! Originally Posted by Still Looking

that's what I thought

no, I don't have a sister.

since I don't live in the austin area, but I was visalizing out the directions based on your comments in my mind.

that's what I thought

no, I don't have a sister.

since I don't live in the austin area, but I was visalizing out the directions based on your comments in my mind. Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

I'm just giving you a bad time Dilbert! LOL While there do seem to be LEFT exits, they are very rare! Most of them are bridges. But the rule is EXIT right! Now if I told this dingaling to pass the motel, doesn't it strand to reason, she would need to turn around! What really pisses me off, she won't talk on the phone! Just text! Now there is an accident waiting to happen! LOL

I'm just giving you a bad time Dilbert! LOL While there do seem to be LEFT exits, they are very rare! Most of them are bridges. But the rule is EXIT right! Now if I told this dingaling to pass the motel, doesn't it strand to reason, she would need to turn around! What really pisses me off, she won't talk on the phone! Just text! Now there is an accident waiting to happen! LOL
Originally Posted by Still Looking

I know!