I can imagine kids having a difficult time trying to stuff a vodka soaked tampon up their asses... crazy idea. Reminds me of the episode of Family Guy when everyone was licking toads.
I really think we would be better to lower the drinking age to 18 or 19 at least. It is more exciting to drink when it is illegal, and kids try to invent ways to drink without getting caught, plus it encourages binge drinking.